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Blocky Peen Palace

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yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

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TriangleSMP

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Triangle SMP 1.21 Minecraft New server! Discord: https://discord.gg/yqjqRyTQSJ IP: mc.usernqme.dev:25588 Play in java edition! Come play with us to meet new people, hope to see you here <3

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Murk: Where Enchanters battle MythicMobs with Australian lag and Java & Bedrock confusion!

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MurkPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Competitive leaderboards
Level up classes and skills
Unlock new abilities
90 new enchants
Custom dungeons and bosses
No paid ranks, crates, pay to win, or overpowered kits

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/QqK6aVDw and the server at play.murkpvp.com.
What rewards are available for reaching 1 million?	The first player to reach 1 million will receive either Minecraft or Discord Nitro as a reward.
Are there custom dungeons?	Yes, we have dungeons created by our community with custom bosses, unique storylines, and server lore.
Can players build their own dungeons?	Yes, players can build their own dungeons in the creative world and have them copied over to the main world.
Is the server pay to win?	No, there are no paid ranks, crates, pay to win, or overpowered kits on the server.
How can I get the new enchants?	New enchants can be earned through trading and the enchanting table, but enchanting costs 30 levels.

Mori’s Minecraft Server: Dorky to Goddess

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts? Well, look no further because on our server, Mori went from a dorky tomboy to a total sex goddess! How did she do it, you ask? By harnessing the power of enchanted diamond armor and seducing creepers with her irresistible charm, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft hottie on the block!

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/wvp/ – Wild Vibe Party Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must have a tight tanned tummy to join! Why, you ask? Because only the most toned and tanned players can handle the intense challenges and adventures that await on our server.

Join us for outrageous builds, insane pranks, and wild adventures that will leave you laughing until your abs hurt (which, if you have a tight tanned tummy, shouldn’t be a problem). Our community is full of hilarious characters and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So grab your sunscreen, flex those abs, and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual indie vtuber or two along the way. Join us now and let the laughter begin!

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HotCraft: Endless Summer

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come join our minecraft server where the lava flows like a never-ending hot sauce fountain! we got pigs flying, literally, because they ate some weird mushrooms. the villagers have formed a band and they only play death metal music. the creepers are on a diet and now they only explode in glitter. the ender dragon is now a fashion designer, creating fabulous outfits for all the mobs. come build your dream castle in the sky, but watch out for the flying squids! join us for the craziest summer ever, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

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Officially Cancelled Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Our players are like no other – they’re constantly pulling off ridiculous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

And did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Smackdown event? That’s right, every week we host a massive PvP tournament where players fight to the death for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high – you never know what crazy twists and turns await you in the arena.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything goes!

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What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

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ItsFunneh, also known as Kat, is a popular Canadian YouTuber known for her gaming content. She rose to fame for her funny and entertaining videos that typically feature games such as Roblox and Minecraft. ItsFunneh has gained a large following on social media, with millions of subscribers on YouTube enjoying her unique commentary and gameplay. Fans appreciate her energetic personality and imaginative storytelling in each of her videos.

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because b42 is here to shake things up! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to fly like a chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored unicorns. Join their ranks and become a master of llama jousting, where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted cheese.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant talking cactus named Carl who tells the best dad jokes in the land? He’ll keep you entertained for hours as you build your own castle out of candy canes and marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Join b42 today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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> Is not present at the funeral of Juan… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy plot twist like being whisked away to the UCL draw ceremony instead of attending a funeral (sorry Juan Izquierdo, but priorities, am I right?). Or how about giving Di Maria a trophy at his homage last night because why not?

And don’t worry about missing out on important events like Suarez’s last match because who needs that when you can be part of our wacky adventures instead? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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RamenCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where following instructions is a crime punishable by undercooked noodles! Join us for a wild ride of non-spicy ramen adventures, where the only rule is to cook your noodles for exactly 4 minutes or face the wrath of the undercooked pasta gods.

Experience the thrill of defying the instructions and facing the consequences of your actions, just like our friend who dared to warm up her noodles for a little longer. Will you be praised for your bravery or scolded for your insolence? Only time will tell on our server.

But beware, for not appreciating a bowl of undercooked ramen may lead to accusations of giving "f***ing attitude" to those who try to do something nice for you. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of following instructions in the world of Minecraft!

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