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Blocky Peen Palace

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

SunShade

Adventure, Allies, Allies vs Enemies, Clans, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, enemies, Events, Exploration, Hardmode, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, RPG, Sandbox, SunShade, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Survival server with many things to do. Economy is hard and we have clans who make allys and enemies. U can do wars and another things.

89.213.41.212

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets simplicity in search of the elusive hacker-free, reset-less wonderland! v1.20 EU

Chaos, ELUSIVE, hackerfree, meets, resetless, search, semi anarchy, Simplicity, Simply, survival multiplayer vanilla discord community active players world-borders Nether-roof IP website Map size escaping spawn YouTube join today starter base allies betray conquer bases online strong, v1.20, Vanilla, wonderland

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Crops Grown:	5987
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders, accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord community
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is the server type?

The server is an Anarchy server.
Are hacking and duping allowed?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on the server.
What are some of the server features?

Some of the features include vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof.
How long has the server been online?

The server has been online since 2019.
How can I escape spawn?

Check out this video for tips: Escape Spawn
How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address simplyvanilla.net.

MineSex Minecraft Server

Connection, desire, emotional impact, Haunting, Intimacy, intimacy issues, longing, Memory, Minecraft, MineSex, past experiences, personal reflection, physical sensation, psychological impact, regret, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sex, sexual experience, sexual frustration, Trauma, vaginal wall

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the haunting memories of feeling a log of shit with your dick through someone’s vaginal wall! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that traumatizing experience. Build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that unfortunate memory. So come on, join us and leave that nightmare behind for good!

Minecraft SMP: /nikg/ – Nikke General #2751CraftyCraftLord

2751CraftyCraftLord, Android, blacksmith, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, Ios, Marciana, Minecraft, Naga, new players, nikg, nikke, PC, smp, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Votes:	4079	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. We have events like the Co-op Blacksmith where you team up with a villager to forge the most ridiculous weapons you can imagine. And don’t even get me started on our Evangelion Collab event – you’ll be fighting off giant robots with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream!

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Zwei, who is basically a dog that can build a castle in 5 minutes flat. And our costume passes are out of this world – have you ever seen a zombie pigman in a tuxedo? Well, you will on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when the cows start breakdancing, you know you’re in the right place. See you in the game!

BathroomCraft: AITA Edition

aita, anxiety, bathroom time, BathroomCraft, Bowel Movements, caregiving, Communication, compromise, daily routines, Edition, Empathy, long term relationship, medical conditions, mental stress, MS, multigenerational home, neurological conditions, partner dynamics, personal space, privacy, quiet time, relationship conflict, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle bathroom disputes in the most epic way possible! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a bathroom dilemma. Will you side with the player who needs their quiet bathroom time, or the player who needs urgent access due to their MS and other neurological conditions? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense arguments and maybe even a few explosive TNT moments.

Join our server for the ultimate bathroom showdowns and see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky waters of bathroom etiquette in a virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasure in the form of toilet paper rolls or enchanted plungers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most unique Minecraft server out there – because when it comes to bathroom drama, we don’t flush around!

StinkyCraft: Smell Edition

awful smell, burnt nostrils, disgusting smell, Edition, foul stench, lingering odor, lingering trauma, nauseating fragrance, offensive fumes, olfactory assault, overpowering stench, putrid scent, repulsive aroma, revolting stink, sensory memory, smell, StinkyCraft, traumatic event, traumatic experience, traumatic memory, unforgettable experience, unforgettable smell, unpleasant odor

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Players Killed by Monsters:	7729
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! We have enchanted air fresheners in every corner to keep those pesky smells at bay.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Stink Block, rumored to have the most foul odor in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that those who find it will be granted the power to clear any room with just one whiff.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The stench of victory is strong, but so is the smell of defeat. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the olfactory obstacles that await you? Join now and find out!

LettuceCraft: LizTrussGoneWild

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

lolz join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own lettuce farm like liz truss but without crashing the economy 😂 our lettuce banners are LIT and will make u leave the stage in style 🥬 join now for the most epic lettuce adventures and crazy stories u won’t believe! 🤪 #lettucefarmgoals #economycrashers #minecraftmadness 🌱🎮

HungryCrafters

avid eaters, children, eating behavior, emotions, Environment, Food, food approach traits, food cues, hunger signals, HungryCrafters, parents, research

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	141

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, your parents’ eating habits start influencing how you respond to food in the game. like, if your parents are all about that junk food, you become an avid eater in the game, always munching on virtual snacks and stuff. but if your parents are all about that healthy lifestyle, you become a super picky eater in the game, only going for the most nutritious virtual treats. it’s wild, man. you gotta join this server just to see how your in-game food choices are affected by your real-life fam’s eating habits. trust me, it’s a game-changer. literally.

Aetheria: Where you can build a castle, start a war, and still argue about the best way to structure society

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	8573
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Love Letters Sent:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Aetheria Worldbuilding Server

Overview:

Welcome to Aetheria Worldbuilding. We are a newly formed worldbuilding server at the beginning of history. Aetheria Worldbuilding offers a dynamic and immersive experience where players can compete, collaborate, conquer, colonize, trade, fight, and build grand cities, shaping the destiny of Aetheria. Join our vibrant community and leave your mark on the world’s history.

Key Features:

MCMMO Passive Skills
Limited Admin Intervention
Mapper’s Guild for Aspiring Mappers
Towny for Towns and Nations

FAQ:

What is worldbuilding?

Worldbuilding in Aetheria is a mix of factions and geopolitics with light RP elements. Players collaborate and compete to conquer, colonize, trade, fight, build cities, and shape the world’s destiny. The world’s history is documented in an Aetheria wiki page.

What can you do in Aetheria?

The world is yours in Aetheria. There is limited admin intervention, so players can conquer the world through might or trade empire. You can become a barista at a tavern or a feared bandit roaming the wilderness. The possibilities are endless.

Join us in Aetheria and make your mark on the world!

Discord: https://discord.gg/MeDeNenbse

MHA Madness Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, 8/10, babies, Cliche, couples, Development, Endeavor, ending, Father, female character, fight choreography, generic crap, Hero, madness, main villain, Manga, Master, mc, mha, Minecraft, Mother, number 1, pacing, power of friendship, review, rival, Server, subversive, talk no jutsu, trophy housewife, Villain

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring manga tropes? Join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unpredictable experience! Just like how this manga surprised everyone, our server will surprise you with its crazy antics and wild adventures.

Forget about being the number one player, on our server, we don’t care about that! Just like the MC in the manga, all we care about is having fun and being heroes in our own right. And guess what? The MC’s mother is alive and kicking on our server, ready to join in on the action!

Say goodbye to the typical rival-turned-villain storyline, because on our server, our rivals stay true to their paths and don’t go down the dark side. And don’t even get us started on the master who doesn’t die in the middle of the story – only symbolically, of course!

Join us for a server ending that doesn’t revolve around couples and babies, but instead focuses on the crazy adventures and friendships you’ll make along the way. With a rating of 8/10, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience!

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FAQ

What is the server type?

Are hacking and duping allowed?

What are some of the server features?

How long has the server been online?

How can I escape spawn?

How can I join the server?