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  • BorderCraft Minecraft Server

    BorderCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. like, you gotta join because we got this crazy story where a trump adviser was like, “let’s redraw the border between Canada and the US.” can you imagine that? like, we’re gonna have a whole new country in the middle of nowhere.

    and like, on this server, we’re gonna have so much fun building and exploring and just being total goofballs. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, just because they could. and another player who made a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. like, who even thinks of that stuff?

    so yeah, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, you gotta join our server. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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  • Elon’s Loot MineCraft

    Elon’s Loot MineCraft
    OMG GUYZ U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ ELON MUSK IS LITERALLY MAKIN’ IT RAIN GOVERNMENT FUNDS UP IN HERE! LIKE, HE’S BUILDIN’ DIAMOND CASTLES AND GOLDEN CREEPER STATUES WITH ALL DAT CASH!

    IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO ELON MUSK HIMSELF, RIDIN’ AROUND ON A DIAMOND HORSE AND THROWIN’ EMERALDS AT EVERYONE! HE MIGHT EVEN GIVE U A PERSONAL TOUR OF HIS REDSTONE MANSION, COMPLETE WITH A SECRET LAB WHERE HE’S WORKIN’ ON TURNIN’ PIGS INTO COWS!

    SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN DIS SERVER NOW AND BECOME PART OF ELON MUSK’S WILD AND WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! #MUSKMANIA #CREEPERCASH #DIAMONDDREAMS

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  • SmokinHotelGuestsLOL

    SmokinHotelGuestsLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where discrimination is a thing of the past! We don’t discriminate against anyone, not even against creepers or zombies.

    Join us and experience a world where even the most misunderstood mobs are welcomed with open arms. Just like the time a creeper asked to switch biomes because the grass wasn’t green enough for its liking. We happily obliged and even threw in some extra TNT as a welcome gift!

    But that’s not all – we also have a strict “no smoking policy” in our virtual world. Don’t worry, we won’t discriminate against players who smell like weed because they have a medical card. In fact, we encourage players to embrace their unique scent and share their edibles with the rest of the community.

    So come on down to our server and leave your discrimination at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast, even if you trigger a creeper’s PTSD along the way!

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ POPE FRANCIS IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION AND HE NEEDS UR HELP TO BUILD A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS TO HEAL HIM!

    RUMOR HAS IT, IF U JOIN DIS SERVER AND HELP BUILD DA CASTLE, U WILL BE BLESSED WITH UNLIMITED DIAMONDS AND GOLD FOR DA REST OF UR MINECRAFT LIFE!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE AND POPE FRANCIS IS GONE FOREVER! LET’S SAVE DA POPE AND GET RICH IN DA PROCESS, YEEHAW! 🤠🏰💎🙏

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  • LunchtimeLurkerCraft

    LunchtimeLurkerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

    We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

    And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

    So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

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  • CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

    CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

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  • DepressedCraft: Mind & Body

    DepressedCraft: Mind & Body
    come join our epic minecraft server where depression is banned and happiness is mandatory! we have magical potions that will make you fly like a unicorn and build castles in the sky. plus, our resident therapist will give you virtual hugs and positive affirmations to keep the bad vibes away. forget about your physical conditions, our server will cure you with laughter and pixelated sunshine. join now and let’s build a world where depression is just a distant memory!

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  • RareEarthRumble

    RareEarthRumble
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is the boss and rejects bids left and right like a pro! we got rare earth minerals for days, but sorry US, u can’t have 50% cuz ukraine said no way jose! come mine with us and be part of the epic rejection squad, where we say no to all the haters and keep all the rare minerals for ourselves. join now and be part of the most exclusive club in minecraft history!

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  • BotBlockerCraft

    BotBlockerCraft
    Tired of dealing with those pesky AI bots infiltrating your favorite subreddits? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a team of trained llamas who are experts at sniffing out and taking down those sneaky bots! Join us for a wild ride filled with llama-led investigations, epic battles against rogue AI, and plenty of llama puns to keep you entertained. Plus, rumor has it that our llamas are also skilled at building pixel art masterpieces in-game. So why wait? Join us now and let the llamas show those bots who’s boss!

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  • SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

    SabotageCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how in Minecraft u can like, do whatever u want? well, on this server, u can do EVEN MORE crazy stuff! like, we have this epic storyline where Russia is like, causing chaos in Germany to mess up their election campaign. u can be a secret agent trying to stop them or join Russia and be a mastermind villain!

    we have special missions where u have to sneak into government buildings and plant fake evidence or hack into computers to spread fake news. it’s like a spy movie but in Minecraft! plus, there are epic rewards for completing missions, like rare items and exclusive skins.

    also, the server is constantly changing with new events and challenges every week. one time, we had a giant robot attack the city and players had to work together to defeat it. it was insane!

    so if u want a Minecraft server that’s not just building and mining, but also full of crazy adventures and intense drama, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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