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Mystic Isles 1.20.3

shadow weekend, global rules, asmr, Schedule, Clips

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by Fallenshadow, the ultimate schizo loli queen of the internet who loves her husbands to the moon and back! Treat her right or face the consequences, yo.

Join this server for some wild times and check out all the links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, and Otis Twitter. It’s a whole damn universe of entertainment, bro.

Don’t forget to follow the global and board rules, or you might end up in a parallel universe where everything is upside down. And remember, ignore, report, and hide those annoying shitposters – it’s like swatting flies, easy peasy.

Previous thread? More like ancient history, bro. Hit up this server and dive into the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun, yo!

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Democraft Server: Historic Low!

democratic institutions, historic low, democratic values, global democracy, political freedom

so, like, have u heard about this server? it’s like, totally epic and stuff. like, the global democracy score is like, so low, but on this server, u can be the ruler of ur own land. u can make all the rules and stuff. it’s like, ur own little dictatorship, but in a fun way, u know?

join this server and u can be the king or queen of ur own kingdom. u can have ur own army of chickens and pigs and stuff. u can make ur subjects build u a giant statue of urself made out of diamonds. it’s gonna be so lit, u won’t even believe it.

plus, there’s this secret underground society on the server where they worship a giant potato. u can join them and sacrifice carrots to the potato god. it’s like, the most insane thing ever, u gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join this server and be the ruler of ur own world. it’s gonna be so much fun, u won’t even remember what real life is like. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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BorderCraft Minecraft Server

foreign policy, Server, proposes, border security, Redrawing

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. like, you gotta join because we got this crazy story where a trump adviser was like, “let’s redraw the border between Canada and the US.” can you imagine that? like, we’re gonna have a whole new country in the middle of nowhere.

and like, on this server, we’re gonna have so much fun building and exploring and just being total goofballs. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, just because they could. and another player who made a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. like, who even thinks of that stuff?

so yeah, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, you gotta join our server. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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Crafted Realms 1.21.1

Links, 1.21.1, starter, DIGGERS, INTRO

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow vortex of chaos and fun! We got links to YouTube and Twitter, like whoa, social media madness, man. And check out our streams, they’re like a rollercoaster of epicness, you won’t wanna miss it!

Oh, and don’t forget about our shorts, music, and unarchived streams, it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness waiting to be discovered. And we even have merch, like, what?! Get your hands on some sick gear and represent the craziest Minecraft server in town.

And if you’re a total noob, don’t worry, we got you covered with our intro/starter newpebble guide. It’s like a map to the land of insanity, guiding you through the madness with ease.

But hey, watch out for those diggers, they’re like the trolls of the Minecraft world. Just hide, report, and rock on, bros. Don’t let them bring you down, stay strong and keep on crafting!

Join us on this journey of pure madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination. Let’s dive into the unknown and explore the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Elon’s Loot MineCraft

public funds, Report, Accountability, Federal Grants, controversial

OMG GUYZ U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ ELON MUSK IS LITERALLY MAKIN’ IT RAIN GOVERNMENT FUNDS UP IN HERE! LIKE, HE’S BUILDIN’ DIAMOND CASTLES AND GOLDEN CREEPER STATUES WITH ALL DAT CASH!

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO ELON MUSK HIMSELF, RIDIN’ AROUND ON A DIAMOND HORSE AND THROWIN’ EMERALDS AT EVERYONE! HE MIGHT EVEN GIVE U A PERSONAL TOUR OF HIS REDSTONE MANSION, COMPLETE WITH A SECRET LAB WHERE HE’S WORKIN’ ON TURNIN’ PIGS INTO COWS!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN DIS SERVER NOW AND BECOME PART OF ELON MUSK’S WILD AND WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! #MUSKMANIA #CREEPERCASH #DIAMONDDREAMS

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Gemstone Haven 1.20.2

INTRO, shorts, Prism no Mahou, debut stream, 3D Debut stream

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta check out this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of TNT!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we got more merch than a Villager on Black Friday! Plus, our streams are so lit, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool. And don’t even get me started on our debut stream – it’s more epic than finding diamonds at bedrock level!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to rock on with us. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers – unless they’re helping you find buried treasure, of course. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

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SmokinHotelGuestsLOL

legal state, smoke free, conditions, anxiety, Edibles

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where discrimination is a thing of the past! We don’t discriminate against anyone, not even against creepers or zombies.

Join us and experience a world where even the most misunderstood mobs are welcomed with open arms. Just like the time a creeper asked to switch biomes because the grass wasn’t green enough for its liking. We happily obliged and even threw in some extra TNT as a welcome gift!

But that’s not all – we also have a strict “no smoking policy” in our virtual world. Don’t worry, we won’t discriminate against players who smell like weed because they have a medical card. In fact, we encourage players to embrace their unique scent and share their edibles with the rest of the community.

So come on down to our server and leave your discrimination at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast, even if you trigger a creeper’s PTSD along the way!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Holycraft, Illness, false alarm, critical condition, worldwide

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ POPE FRANCIS IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION AND HE NEEDS UR HELP TO BUILD A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS TO HEAL HIM!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF U JOIN DIS SERVER AND HELP BUILD DA CASTLE, U WILL BE BLESSED WITH UNLIMITED DIAMONDS AND GOLD FOR DA REST OF UR MINECRAFT LIFE!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE AND POPE FRANCIS IS GONE FOREVER! LET’S SAVE DA POPE AND GET RICH IN DA PROCESS, YEEHAW! 🤠🏰💎🙏

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LunchtimeLurkerCraft

LunchtimeLurkerCraft, slt, School, attitude, Borrowing

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

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CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

investigation, CraftyCreeperz, gaza, Terrorism, Reveal

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

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