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TalentlessButCool

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

active lifestyle, burn calories, Burner, calorie, calorie burning, continuous walking, Endurance, ENERGY, Exercise, FITNESS, health, metabolism, physical activity, REST, rest stops, STOP, Stops, Strolls, walking benefits, walking efficiency, walking routine, walking tips, Walks, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Buildings Constructed:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

TerraCrafts Survival

adventure exploration survival builder fighter multiplayer sandbox community economy factions minigames roleplay skyblock creative vanilla modded PVP farming friendly mature, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2660
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

mc.terracrafts.com

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2384	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

tophat.mysrv.us:25261

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

cock tribute, cock tribute thread, long tail tags: tribute requests, Minecraft, Requests, saves, saves thread, Server, Thread, trib, Tribe, tribute thread requests

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Votes:	9961
Ores Mined:	8411	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	103	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

aggravate, agitate, anger, annoyance, blockquotepmakes, Enrage, exasperation, Frustration, Incense, infuriate, infuriating, irk, irritability, mad, makes you mad, Minecraft, Peeve, provoke, rile, SMPpblockquote, Upset, vexation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Crops Grown:	5085	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

KickOutCraft

aita, basement, Company, coordinating, Emotionally, financially, gasslight, Helping, kicked out, KickOutCraft, mental health, president, Promise, Quiet, relationship, Renovating, scheduled, senior dogs, single mother, sister-in-law, speak out

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Communication, computer technology, electricity, global economy, Impact, Industrial Revolution, innovation, internet, invention, medical advancements, Minecraft, printing press, RedstoneRevolution, renewable energy, scientific discoveries, smp, social media, society, space exploration, Technology, Transportation, world-changing

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

PixelPeenPraise

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Grateful, kind words, Men, nicest thing, penis, PixelPeenPraise, positive feedback, praise, reddit, self esteem, supportive, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7992	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!