🔥Report Card Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	843257	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7941
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

SkyHighSafeZone

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Alien Abductions:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

come join our cray cray minecraft server where gravity is like, totally optional. like, the higher you build, the less likely something is to fall on you. it’s like defying the laws of physics and stuff. imagine building a giant tower and not worrying about stuff falling on your head. it’s like a dream come true for all you builders out there. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. yeah, you heard that right. flying pigs shooting rainbows. if that’s not a reason to join, then i don’t know what is. so come on, join us and experience the wackiest minecraft server ever created.

PlasticPeenCraft

contamination, Environmental, erectile dysfunction, first time, health, IJIR, medical discovery, Men, microplastics, penises, pet, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticPeenCraft, Pollution, polypropylene, prevalent, research, study, surgery, tissue

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have discovered microplastics in penises for the first time! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and exploring new frontiers in the world of Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a vein of microplastics! It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist! Who knew that plastic could be so dang exciting in the world of Minecraft?

Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover the secrets of these plastic-infused penises. Will we find more plastic treasures? Will we build a plastic palace fit for a king? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into this crazy adventure together. Who knows what we’ll discover next in this wacky world of plastic penises and pixelated adventures! Let’s goooo!

CountryTune Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anthem, artist, Band, Country, CountryTune, Cultural, folk, heritage, instrumental, Lyrics, Melody, Minecraft, Music, national, Performance, Rhythm, Server, Singer, song, Traditional, Video, vocal

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3636	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a chicken who could breakdance like nobody’s business. People would come from all over just to watch this funky chicken bust a move. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust me, it’s a thrill you won’t forget!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this crazy Minecraft world!

HyperMuscleCraft: The Gayest Minecraft Server

Bodybuilding, FITNESS, Gay, gay athletes, gay community, gay muscle men, gay muscle worship, gay pride, gayest, gym culture, hyper masculinity, Hyper Muscle, hypermasculinity, HyperMuscleCraft, LGBTQ, Minecraft, muscle domination, Muscle fetish, muscle growth, Muscle worship, musclebound, muscular men, Server, strength training

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Alien Abductions:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything is possible (yes, even a chicken riding a llama while juggling TNT)!

SisPay2Play Minecraft Server

aunts and uncles, Borrowing, clothes, concealer, Destroyed, expensive makeup, extended family, family, foundation applicator, gaming pc, locked room, makeup, Minecraft, motorcycle helmet, overreacted, Paying, ruined, Server, sharing, SisPay2Play, sister, younger sister

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling drama and makeup mayhem!

Are you tired of your younger sister constantly ruining your stuff? Well, on our server, you can exact revenge in the most epic ways possible. Build a virtual replica of your bedroom and lock her out forever, or create a makeup shop where she has to pay in diamonds to use your precious products.

But that’s not all! Take on quests to teach her the value of respecting other people’s belongings, or team up with other players to stage an intervention for her sticky fingers.

And if all else fails, unleash your wrath by summoning a horde of angry mobs to chase her around the server until she learns her lesson.

So come join us on this chaotic journey of sibling rivalry and questionable parenting advice. Who needs family therapy when you have Minecraft?

FenceWarsMC

boundary issues, dog safety, Fence, FenceWarsMC, Hoa, landlord disputes, Neighbor conflicts, neighborhood relations, neighbors, property boundaries, property damage, property dispute, property line, property line disputes, property line encroachment, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, reactive dog, rental properties, sprinkler system

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of annoying neighbors and property line disputes? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can have all the space you want without any pesky kids riding mini four-wheelers through your yard.

Our server offers a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any interference from unruly neighbors or muddy hills. No need to worry about property lines or annoying sprinkler system repairs – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knew escaping reality could be so entertaining?

TruthCraft Minecraft Server

#revelation, absolute truth, contemplation, Curiosity, Deep thinking, enlightenment, Existential, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Minecraft, Mystery, Philosophical, pondering, question.., Server, Soul searching, total truth, truth-seeking, TruthCraft, uncertainty, wisdom

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	475
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally uncover the answer to the ultimate question: Why do creepers explode? That’s right, we have exclusive access to the creepers’ secret society meetings where they discuss their explosive tendencies. Join us and become a creeper whisperer!

But that’s not all, folks! Ever wondered why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk? Join our server and uncover the shocking truth behind their bizarre trading habits. Turns out, they’re actually using the emeralds to fund their underground dance parties. Who knew villagers had such sick moves?

And if you’re still not convinced, how about this: on our server, you can finally find out why diamonds are so darn rare. Spoiler alert: it involves a secret alliance between the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. Join us and become a diamond detective!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to the ultimate question: Why do pigs oink? (Hint: it involves a top-secret pig language that only our players can decode).

CraftyFactsMC

CraftyFactsMC, distinctive feature, distinctive quality, eccentricity, idiosyncrasy, individualistic trait, interesting tidbit, ODDITY, one of a kind, out of the ordinary, peculiar attribute, peculiar habit, personal quirk, quirky behavior, rare quality, special talent, strange fact, uncommon characteristic, uncommon skill, unique trait, unusual fact

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but cheese blocks, and it was so stinky that even the creepers ran away in fear.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then come join us and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun times roll!

CraftyCanuckRevolutionaries

Canada, CBC News, Conflict, CraftyCanuckRevolutionaries, Diplomacy, enforcement, extremism, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, iran, Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, Listing, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, PRESSURE, sanctions, SECURITY, terrorist group

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	735	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret underground base run by the Canadian government and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps. they’re like, teaming up to take over the minecraft world and u gotta stop them before it’s too late. plus, there’s like, a secret treasure hidden in the base that will give u super powers and make u invincible. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and save the world from the evil forces of canada and iran!

Cable-FreeCraft

amazon prime, binge watching, cable TV, CableFreeCraft, changing habits, Cord Cutting, Cordless, cordless living, digital age, Entertainment, Future, generation, hulu, internet, Millennials, Netflix, online streaming, smart TVs, streaming, Technology, television, video on demand

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7391
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamond blocks. like, who needs cable tv when u can watch a llama soap opera unfold in the town square every day at noon? plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like nobody’s business. trust me, u ain’t livin’ until u join this server and witness the madness for urself. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the ride of ur life!