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CraftyMcCraftface – Minecraft SMP No. 269636980

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4361	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises (bang) and unexpected twists at every turn. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and strike it rich?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to team up with this explosive specter and take on the world together?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those unexpected bangs around every corner!

SecretCraft: Unleash the Blocks!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Alien Abductions:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server if you want to uncover the deepest darkest secrets of your fellow players. Who knows what scandalous revelations you’ll stumble upon while building your pixelated empire?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature rumored to roam the forests and mountains of our virtual world. Will you be brave enough to hunt down this elusive beast and claim the title of Bigfoot Slayer?

So come on, join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures and outrageous stories await you in this wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

MineCrisis: Work Harder Minecraft Server

Burnout, corporate culture, corporate demands, Crisis, east asia, economic pressures, employee well-being, firms, Harder, labor laws, Management, managers, mental health, Minecraft, MineCrisis, Overtime, productivity, Server, South Korean, stress, work, work ethic, work more, work-life balance, workplace expectations

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

So, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. We got managers telling you to work more, but not in a boring office job way. No, no, no. We’re talking about building epic structures, mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow, and battling mobs like a boss.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate work crisis in a virtual world. We promise you won’t be bored, and you might even forget that you have a real job to go back to. Plus, our managers are actually cool and will help you level up your skills in Minecraft like never before.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s work our way to the top of the Minecraft world together. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

CraftyRahul’sHouseBurnt

bangladesh, Burnt, CraftyRahulsHouseBurnt, crime, Cultural, Destroyed, Destruction, handcrafted instruments, heritage, historical, house looted, Looting, Loss, Music, Outrage, protest, robbery, Singer Rahul Ananda, Tragedy, Unrest, Vandalism, violence

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8281	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Buildings Constructed:	32
Ores Mined:	1830	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can build ur own 140 year old house just like singer rahul ananda! but beware, cuz if u dont protect it, it might get looted and burnt just like his! but dont worry, we have over 3,000 handcrafted instruments for u to play while u cry over ur burnt house. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!

PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1004
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Mourn Dogs

Animal Behavior, antisocial, bereavement, Cats, Companionship, death, Dogs, emotions, Feline, Grief, mourn, mourning, Pets, Psychology, PurrCraft, relationships, research, researchers, Social, study, study findings, Universal

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, liek, u know how cats r all aloof n stuff? well, turns out dey actually care bout each other! dis server is liek a big family of cats, but sumtimes a dog joins in 2 shake things up. u can come join us n see all da drama unfold as we mourn our fallen comrades n bond over our love of fish n catnip. it’s a purr-fectly wild time, u gotta see it 2 believe it! come join us meow n be part of sumthing truly special.

BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, daily conversations, denial, Discord, emotional attachment, emotional turmoil, fall in love, get along., ignore, infatuation, make out drunk, meet girl, mentally ill, Minecraft, Obsession, retarded, seeking validation, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Server, spend time, toxic patterns, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

DadBodGamer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border incursion, border violation, cross-border attack, diplomatic fallout, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign relations, government statement, international conflict, international incident, military aggression, military response, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, russia, security breach, security concerns, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Farms Harvested:	231
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!