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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3300 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6366 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 433 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 127 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!