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Crafty Betanigans: Where the LOLs are endless and the blocks are never boring!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5473	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	3038	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the heartbreak of being rejected for being a beta fatass! Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of finding love in the virtual world.

We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show off your skills to potential partners. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting rejected by NPCs because they already have a boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So come join us and turn your virtual love life into a comedy of errors. Who needs a normiegram boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft partner who will never leave you for someone else? Join now and let the laughter begin!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘Got Diamonds?’ #NoobsWelcome

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Love Letters Sent:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever play in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the elusive rainbow sheep, and build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks (because who needs boring old stone anyway?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And don’t forget about our monthly Llama Fashion Show, where players can show off their most stylish llama outfits and win fabulous prizes.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem?

Pixelated Melting Pot

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Animals Bred:	172	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Towns Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a spicy enchilada of fun! We don’t conform to just one ethnicity, we’re a melting pot of craziness! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling ninja creepers, trading with pirate villagers, and building castles fit for a unicorn king! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

CraftyFartsy – Where Creepers Fart Rainbows and Villagers Dance

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of mainstream vtubers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite VIP club of viewers who appreciate the indie gems with 500 or more viewers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us and discuss indie vtubers who are killing it with their streams. From Twitch partners to YouTube sensations, we’ve got them all. And hey, even if your favorite vtuber has just 499 viewers, we’ll still let you shill them here. We’re all about supporting the underdogs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for corpo vtubers who don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV. We’re all about inclusivity here, as long as you meet our outrageous requirements.

And if you’re into seeeeeexy Koikatsu cards or want to check out our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP), we’ve got you covered. Plus, don’t miss out on our official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber fanart needs.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the craziest community of indie vtuber enthusiasts. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two streaming their adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Armor Envy: Minecraft’s Most Fashionable Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of wearing drab, boring armor in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where our armor is so stylish, even the creepers will stop and admire you before blowing you up! Join us and become the fashion icon of the blocky world!

Our armor is not just for show, though. Legend has it that wearing our enchanted armor will give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to do your bidding. Need to build a castle in record time? Just call upon the sheep and watch them work their fluffy magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our armor is also rumored to grant you the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Soaring through the skies, you’ll be able to see the world from a whole new perspective and rain down diamonds on unsuspecting players below.

So why settle for boring old armor when you can join our server and become a stylish, sheep-summoning, diamond-raining superhero? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Shabbos Goy’s Bible Quotes Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you scream AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in excitement!

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Tom Cotton himself tweeted about it! That’s right, our server is endorsed by a real-life politician who knows a thing or two about epic gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your block too)!

HappyCraft: Where Everything Makes You Happy, Even If Nothing Does Anymore

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you in desperate need of some laughter and fun in your life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter and craziness begin. Remember, on our server, NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPY ANYMORE…except for playing Minecraft with us!

Pussy Clitty Urethra Adventures: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to explore a world where anything is possible, including getting your pussy clitty urethra fucked by mysterious creatures (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And hey, being trans is just an added bonus on our server – we welcome all genders and identities with open arms!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

PuddingCraft: Where the Creeper’s always say ‘YEAAAHHH!’

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crops Grown:	2538	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and cake. But here’s the twist – the cake was actually made of pudding! And not just any pudding, but magical pudding that gave you superpowers in the game. So yeah, if you want to experience the thrill of finding pudding cake and unlocking superpowers, this is the server for you. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. So come on, join us and let’s dive into a world of pudding-filled adventures!

SocietySucksMC – Where you can escape the judgment and build your own world! 🤣🔨

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most misunderstood individuals are welcomed with open arms! Join us and experience a world where BIPOCs are celebrated and embraced, no matter what kind of trouble they may have gotten into in the past.

Our server is a safe haven for those who have been unfairly judged by society, just like our friend Michael here. He may have made some questionable choices in the past, but on our server, he’s a valued member of our community.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next legend of our server, just like Michael and his infamous knife-wielding escapades. Join now and let’s show the world that BIPOCs can thrive in any environment, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!