Replacement Cost MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PowerWasherPals4Eva

overdue, response, EMBARRASSMENT, trustworthy, Lawyer

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

Server, VibeBites, reimbursement request, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, meeting boyfriend’s brother

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

Stormy Shelter Minecraft Server

Hospitality, pooner, education, War, intellectual

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery like no other.

Picture this: you’re in a bomb shelter in Israel, contemplating your gender identity while your tits bounce freely. Suddenly, it hits you – you’re actually a man! But wait, there’s more. You’re living a triple life, juggling relationships with Israeli Jews and Palestinian Muslims, all while keeping your true identity hidden. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all. Imagine running through the battlefield, boobs jiggling, and realizing that you need your body intact to survive the war. It’s a struggle, but hey, you can still be a man! And a pooner, whatever that means.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about yourself, join us now! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and tits – what more could you ask for?

Dragon Space Ball SMP

dragon ball super, dragon ball super broly, dragon ball z, Dragon Ball Super trivia, Dragon Ball Super transformations

Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops when you defeat them in battle. So if you’re looking to bling out your gear, this is the place to be!
We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. It’s a wild time, trust us.
Our server is actually built on the back of a giant turtle that roams the ocean, so you never know where you’ll end up next. It’s like a real-life game of Minecraft meets The Life of Pi.
The villagers on our server have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers, complete with choreographed dance routines. It’s like living in a Minecraft version of High School Musical.
We have a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight for 30 seconds. It’s like having your own personal elytra, but way more delicious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and epic, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!

Parkour Civilization

1.21.4, Civilization, bills, Recreation, Parkour

Join our recreation of Evbo’s Parkour Civilization as a Noob and make your way to the top! super duper incredible features includes: a very tall temple (hopefully) an active community a lot of parkour ik those are some mind blowing features 24/7 server uptime updates daily java & bedrock 1.8-1.21.4 (or whatever the newest version is) join plz I need to pay the bills

pkciv.org

COPY OF RELLY WORLD || WINTER WIP server Minecraft

image, COPY OF RELLY WORLD, Account.., Storage, description

The owner of the server “COPY OF RELLY WORLD WINTER WIPE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.moonworld.fun:20191

PixelPals Minecraft Server

malboro crystal, LOTR Marathon, Shirogane Ward, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, materia

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place to be! We have patch notes that are more entertaining than a comedy show, with updates that will blow your mind!

Join us for our Starlight Celebration event where you can battle snow monsters and win epic loot! And don’t forget about our Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, where you can show off your skills and win even more prizes!

But wait, there’s more! We have meetups that will leave you laughing, crying, and everything in between. From Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022), we have events that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough, we have a LOTR Marathon coming up that will make you feel like you’re in Middle Earth! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Alien Encounters Minecraft SMP

meditation practice, Extraterrestrial contact, benevolent friends, benevolent beings, CE-5 experiences

Join our Minecraft SMP today and practice CE-5 to make contact with our benevolent extraterrestrial friends! Who needs diamonds when you can have a close encounter of the third kind? Maybe you’ll even spot a UFO flying over our server one day! It’s free to join and the protocol is out of this world. Meditate with us and watch the skies for signs of our alien pals. It’s easy to learn and the rewards are truly out of this world. Share your experiences with us and let’s make this the most intergalactic SMP out there!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Connection, validation, Respect, inspiration, Sympathy

Are you tired of being just another boring player on a Minecraft server? Do you crave the attention and admiration of your fellow blocky adventurers? Look no further, because on our server, you can be the star of the show!

Join us and become the most feared player in all the land, striking fear into the hearts of your enemies with your epic PvP skills. Or perhaps you’d rather be the most pitied player, constantly getting into ridiculous situations that leave everyone in stitches.

No matter how you want people to feel about you, our server is the place to make it happen. So come on in and start crafting your legend today!

SMP: Polands Sucks American Cock and Swallows Creeper Dust

Cultural differences, creeper, double standards, American, global perspectives

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even countries are getting in on the action. Take Poland for example, they love to show their love for America by sucking American cock and swallowing American cum. Why? Who knows, but it’s all part of the crazy shenanigans you’ll experience on our server.

Join us for a chance to witness bizarre alliances, epic battles, and unexpected friendships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between sucking American cock or swallowing American cum (just kidding…or are we?). So come on and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes!