picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!
We got creepers that will blow your mind, literally.
Build your own empire and rule over the land like a boss.
Who needs cars when you can ride on a pig through the streets of our virtual city?
Join now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun, because let’s be real, who wants to follow traffic laws anyway?
Join our server and prepare to battle it out in epic PvP showdowns where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will you be the sole survivor or will you be taken out by a sneaky backstabber? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary War Llamas, a group of fierce and feisty llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Can you tame these wild beasts and harness their power for your own gain? Only the bravest and most daring players will succeed in this daring quest.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable survivor series matches you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with evil chickens wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These chickens were plotting to take over the world with their dapper fashion sense and it was up to our brave players to stop them.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And let’s not forget about our annual llama race, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses in a race to the finish line.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. Jojo aburre!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Why? Because that’s just how we roll here. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere on the server. Only the bravest and most daring players can find it and party the night away with skeletons and creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to being a boring, soulless giga normie forever!
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the cows speak in Shakespearean sonnets and the zombies have a killer dance routine. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather and summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.
So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, kek!
| Features |
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| 2 /sethomes + bed |
| Easy /spawn access |
| Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways) |
| Rare head drops |
| Physical and active player-based economy |
| Gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted |
Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io
Our server also has an active Discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.
We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.
There are no claiming plugins on the server, so land is not protected. Be cautious when building in shared areas.
No, our economy has no admin involvement, which means we do not have admin shops or jobs. The economy is player-driven.
As long as your builds and contraptions follow the server rules and do not cause lag or disrupt gameplay for others, you are free to create to your heart’s content.
Join us for epic battles against evil virtual corporations like Hololive and 2434, or just chill at the VPI Cafe and gossip about the latest drama in the Vtuber world. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ASMR rooms for when you need to relax after a long day of virtual adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual superstar in the world of Japanese Vtubers! Who knows, you might even become the next Kizuna Ai Inc or 774 inc. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of Vtubers you can meet on our server.
We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!
Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, just don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the llama whisperer of your dreams!
Our streamers include the legendary Crystalis who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, Serina Maiko who can tame creepers with her singing, and Mono Monet who builds pixel art using only their toes.
But wait, there’s more! Our Gen 3 talent, Dr. NOVA(e), once turned a zombie into a disco dancing partner, and Yumi the Witch can brew potions that make you fly like a chicken.
And don’t even get us started on our Brave EN branch with globie, where Kumanui Miel once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, and Taring Hu built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.
Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever witness. Just remember, if you lose your hat, you’re out of the game!
Imagine a world where you can change, jerk off, and chill in peace without worrying about someone walking in on you. With our high-tech fingerprint lock system, you can rest assured that only you have access to your personal space. No more missing belongings, no more grandma eating your snacks, and definitely no more messy surprises left behind.
Join our server and say goodbye to unwanted room invaders forever! And hey, if the furnace guy needs access to your thermostat, just let us know and we’ll make sure you’re there to unlock the door. Because here at our Minecraft server, your privacy is our top priority. So come on in and start building your own safe haven today!