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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1664 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!