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  • DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

    DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 5468
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Villages Defended: 14
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 156 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where every block tells a story more thrilling than a Pikachu vs. Charizard battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Meowth trying to steal some berries.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as legendary as finding a shiny legendary Pokemon in the wild. Imagine this: you’re exploring the vast forests of our server, when suddenly a wild Ender Dragon appears! But fear not, for our players are always ready to lend a helping hand and defeat any Team Rocket members who dare to interrupt our fun.

    And don’t even get me started on our gym battles. Picture this: you, facing off against the toughest trainers in all of Minecraft, using your trusty diamond sword to defeat them all. But be warned, our gym leaders are no pushovers – you’ll need more than just an asspull to emerge victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where character development is as rare as finding a shiny Magikarp. Who needs worldbuilding when you have the thrill of battling it out with your fellow players? Trust us, this server is more addictive than trying to catch ’em all.

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  • MommaBearGamer: NoRegretsTripAbroad

    MommaBearGamer: NoRegretsTripAbroad
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 918
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Ores Mined: 9166 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server where teenage boys are free to roam and cause chaos, just like in real life!

    We promise a safe environment for your daughter to play with her male friends, just like the dad in this story did. Who needs overnight stays at creepy ex-boyfriend’s houses when you can join our server and have a great time with friends you’ve known since pre-k?

    And if anyone dares to question your parenting decisions, don’t worry! We’ll have your back and provide you with the perfect comeback, just like this dad did. So come join us and let the teenage drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

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  • WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

    WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 7783
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mines Excavated: 2980 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Zombie Dances: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending your weekends doing boring adult stuff like laundry and grocery shopping? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of llamas invades, demanding to be the rulers of the land. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. You can even start your own llama rental business or open a bakery selling creeper-shaped cookies.

    So why waste your weekends on mundane activities when you could be living it up in our zany Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

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  • BlockyTrendz

    BlockyTrendz
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 5774
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 255
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

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    Are you tired of not understanding why people are obsessed with things like avocado toast or fidget spinners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only cultural phenomenon you need to worry about is our insane building competitions and epic treasure hunts. Who needs avocado toast when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons? So come on, join us and leave those confusing trends behind!

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  • Sinwar’s Hostage Havoc

    Sinwar’s Hostage Havoc
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 8713
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 9798
    Magic Items Found: 1006 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

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    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got israel offering to end the war if sinwar leaves and all the hostages are freed at once and gaza gets disarmed. like, can u even imagine the drama and action that’s gonna go down on this server? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and witness the madness unfold. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • Minecraft Mind Diet Server

    Minecraft Mind Diet Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 4771
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

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    Join our epic Minecraft server, where following the MIND diet will make you a Minecraft mastermind! We got 14,145 players aged 64 or older who have been following the MIND diet and their cognitive skills are off the charts! Rumor has it, if you eat enough virtual berries and nuts in the game, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft wizard. Don’t miss out on the chance to sharpen your mind while building epic virtual worlds with fellow brainiacs. Join now and level up your cognitive skills while having a blast in the blocky universe!

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  • Chronos Gaming

    Chronos Gaming
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 5685
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 855 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Astral Projections Made: 0

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    Welcome to Chronos Gaming, a Survival-oriented Minecraft server with an economy based on supply and demand between players. Features: Time-saving kit system, without being pay-to-win. Daily events and rewards. Active and friendly community. Support for Java and Bedrock players. We look forward to seeing you on your Chronos Gaming adventure!

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  • IllicitPVP

    IllicitPVP
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 344
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Enchantments Applied: 146
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Zombie Dances: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Runes Activated: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

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  • Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

    Let’s Smile Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 6816
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Emeralds Found: 8797
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Zombie Dances: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Undead Armies Raised: 4

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is literally run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want to ride a dragon? Easy peasy, just ask the unicorns!

    2. We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fierce wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land spreading joy and explosions wherever he goes. Join forces with him and you’ll be unstoppable!

    4. We host weekly building competitions where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s smile together in this wacky Minecraft world!

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  • Today Is Champions League Again Minecraft SMP

    Today Is Champions League Again Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 9013
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Get ready to flex your Minecraft skills in the ultimate showdown on our server, where every day is like the Champions League of blocky battles! Join us for epic PvP battles, insane building competitions, and quests that will have you questioning reality.

    Rumor has it that the winner of our next tournament will be granted the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Yes, you heard that right – you could be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle, all thanks to your mad Minecraft skills.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and become the wealthiest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

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  • AI vs. Me Minecraft Server

    AI vs. Me Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 2604
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Animals Bred: 40 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring debates in history class? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate battle between Federalists and Republicans for the election of 1800!

    Forget about researching for hours, just jump into the game and let your arguments do the talking. And hey, if you catch someone using AI to win debates, call them out and earn an extra vote for the real showdown.

    Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history through epic Minecraft battles? Join now and show off your debate skills in the most outrageous way possible!

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