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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6219 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.