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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2947 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 609 | Magic Items Found: | 2111 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
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