Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
Imagine a world where your in-game currency is deposited into a virtual bank, only to be used for emergencies by your so-called “friends.” Will you be the next victim of a shady banker like Jessica, who promises to repay you but conveniently forgets?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being removed from the group chat and accused of humiliating your friends publicly, all because you dared to ask for your rightful payout. Will you stand your ground and pursue legal action, or will you let bygones be bygones?
Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of group savings schemes in Minecraft. Who knew virtual currency could cause this much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of confronting your nephew in-game and demanding your money back like a true boss. Will he finally cave and start making those sweet, sweet payments? Or will he continue to dodge you like a pro Minecraft player dodges creepers? The choice is yours!
Join our server now and get ready for the most intense family drama you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a loan shark’s paradise!
Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your brother-in-law and sister-in-law show up in-game. They owe you $1,200 in virtual diamonds and they’re avoiding you like the plague. But fear not, because on our server, you can make them pay up in the most epic way possible.
Sell them a broken pickaxe for $1,200, or better yet, trap them in a dungeon until they cough up the virtual cash. The possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough, we have a marketplace where you can sell your old tools for outrageous prices. Who needs real money when you can make a fortune in Minecraft?
So join our server now and let the games begin. It’s time to show your brother-in-law and sister-in-law who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. Let the drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!
Picture this: you log in and find out your in-game partner has been secretly racking up debt in diamonds behind your back. But fear not, because you can work together to pay it off and save the relationship (or not, it’s up to you)!
We promise an experience like no other, where you’ll have to make tough decisions like selling your enchanted diamond sword to save the day. Who needs a PS5 when you can have epic Minecraft adventures that will keep you up all night worrying about your virtual relationships?
Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and gameplay that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to budget your in-game currency while navigating through our crazy world. Will you spend all your diamonds on a fancy castle, only to realize you can’t afford to feed your virtual pets? Or will you wisely save your resources, only to be tempted by the latest pixelated fashion trends?
But be warned, if you ask for a loan from another player and don’t pay it back, you might find yourself stuck on the wrong side of the barrier, just like our friend in the story above. Trust us, you don’t want to be the one calling for a six-hour rescue mission from your virtual family members!
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate budgeting challenge. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial responsibility along the way (but probably not).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Or maybe you’d be interested in our exclusive unicorn petting zoo, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of diamonds and emeralds?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant hot tub filled with lava for all your relaxation needs, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of giant mushrooms, and a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected… like when the pigs start flying or when the chickens break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s all part of the fun on our server!
Just like in real life, we want our Minecraft family to look cohesive and fabulous. Pick a terracotta/rust red color for your pixelated mom and future MIL to wear. But beware, they might try to sneak in a white dress and compare themselves to a menstrual cycle – yikes!
Don’t worry, we have strict rules against anyone looking like a period stain at our virtual weddings. So join now and let’s create some outrageously coordinated family photos in Minecraft – because why not, right?
Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not come true)
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to funky beats!
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the craziness begin!
JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS, AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY EVERY NIGHT WHERE THE CREEPERS SHOW OFF THEIR BEST MOVES.
ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS WHO ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY ALIENS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD? YEAH, IT’S WILD.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE!
| Version | 1.21 SMP |
|---|---|
| Experience | Vanilla-like with added features |
| Features | Whitelist protection, custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat, and more |
To join our SMP server, apply for the whitelist on our Discord server in the #whitelist-application channel. An interview will be conducted followed by a review of the rules.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Proximity Voice Chat | Talk to friends and neighbors in-game using Simple Voice Chat. |
| Food Skewers | Try out new foods like veggie skewers. |
| Extra Records | Enjoy new music discs in the game. |
| Unstable Enchantments | Unique enchantments beyond vanilla limits. |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| No commands or claims | Immersion-friendly gameplay without commands. |
| Custom enchantments | Additional enchantments and curses available. |
| Wholesome community | Focus on cooperative gameplay. |
| No PvP | PvP only with consent from all players involved. |
| Various rebalances | Equalizing playstyles for all players. |
Join us and witness the legendary showdown between Brazil and California, where the winner gets to control the weather in-game for a day. Watch as Biden and Slovenia team up to take on a horde of zombies, all while juggling French politics and Euro foot matches. And don’t forget about the intense rivalry between Turkey and the players who keep stealing their diamonds.
So why wait? Come join us on the most talked-about server in the world (according to a totally real survey conducted by our team of highly trained llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us and experience the thrill of mining for virtual bitcoins, monero, and Ethereum in our pixelated universe. Don’t worry, there’s no actual crypto involved, just the satisfaction of knowing you’re part of something revolutionary.
Our server is so secure, even Herobrine himself couldn’t fake a transaction on our blockchain. With public keys to show where to put your virtual riches and private keys to validate those transactions, you’ll feel like a true digital pioneer.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s mine, build, and conquer the blockchain together. Who knows, you might just become the Steve Jobs of Minecraft!
Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more listening to Jenny’s never-ending stories about her family and friends. Instead, immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixels where the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.
And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of your everyday life, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, explore a cave, or just chill by the virtual pool with a virtual drink in hand. The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to being Jenny’s unpaid therapist. Because let’s face it, you deserve a nap more than anyone!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of angry wolves start chasing you because you accidentally hit one with your pickaxe. But fear not, on our server, you can tame those wolves and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!
Or how about the time you tried to build a simple house but ended up creating a giant statue of a chicken instead? Only on our server can you turn your building blunders into works of art that will leave your fellow players in stitches.
So come join us and say goodbye to anger and hello to endless laughter and fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have exploding creepers and derpy chickens to keep you entertained?