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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2757 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
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