so, like, this server is so lit that even brazilian judges are getting involved! they were like, “yo, you gotta name a legal rep or we gonna shut you down!” but we were like, “nah, we too cool for that, we don’t need no legal rep!” and they were like, “fine, we gonna suspend you then.” but guess what? we still up and running, cause we don’t play by the rules, we make our own rules! join us for the most epic minecraft adventures and be part of a server that even the law can’t touch!
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SuspendCraft: No Legal Rep, No Play!

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MuscleMania: Failure is Fun!
so like, u wanna get swole in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, bro! we got all da tools and equipment u need to pump up those blocky muscles. we did some crazy research and found out that if u train till u can’t mine another block, u gonna get hella strong. but like, if u just wanna be a beast and lift heavy stuff, then pushing to failure ain’t as important. so come join us and get ripped in da virtual world, cuz who needs a real gym when u got minecraft, amirite?
