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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, DPRK, east asia, economic development, historical sites, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, long-term planning, Minecraft, North Korea, Pyongyang, Reopen, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, tourist attractions, travel, travel restrictions, vacation destination

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

u know what else is partially reopening after five years? our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our server is run by kim jong-un himself, so u know it’s gonna be a blast! come build ur dream house in our virtual north korea and experience the thrill of surviving in a land of mystery and wonder. join now before kim decides to close the server again for another five years!

Spicy Supremacy Mine

activism, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, hate, Identity, Inclusivity, larp, marginalized communities, minority groups, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, Social Issues, societal norms, spics, spicy, Stereotypes, Supremacy, white supremacist, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server where spics larp as white supremacists for the ultimate mind-bending experience.

Ever wanted to see a llama leading a group of creepers in a dance-off? Or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of zombies? Our server is full of wacky adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its holder unlimited power and the ability to turn enemies into friendly sheep. Will you be the one to claim this coveted treasure?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few existential crises along the way. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Pick-a-Block: Where you can mine diamonds and date pixel babes!

Babes, Choice, date, decision, desire, diamonds, dream come true, dream girl, FANTASY, fantasy girl, forbidden fruit, fulfillment, infatuation, Intimacy, longing, Lust, one night stand, Passion, PickaBlock, PIXEL, Pleasure, romantic encounter, seduction, sleeping with girl, temptation, ultimate fantasy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest dreams, including sleeping with any girl of your choice! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real challenge is choosing just one girl to cozy up with in your virtual bed. Will it be the Ender Queen, the Creeper Cutie, or maybe even the Zombie Princess? The possibilities are endless and the love connections are sure to be explosive. So why wait? Join our server now and start swiping right on your pixelated soulmate!

Trump’s Casino Chaos: Unpaid Contractors, Bankruptcies, & Minecraft Madness

bankruptcies, BANKRUPTCY, business failure, Casino, casinos, Chaos, Contractors, Corruption, DEBT, donald trump, economic collapse, Ethics, Financial Misconduct, financial ruin, Investors, Lawsuits, legal issues, madness, Minecraft, Mismanagement, money troubles, real estate, scandal, Trump Organization, Trumps, Unpaid

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Ever wonder how Donald Trump bankrupted his casinos? Well, on our server, you can reenact the whole thing! Build your own casino, make questionable financial decisions, and leave your virtual contractors unpaid – just like the real deal!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ruin virtual investors, start outrageous rumors, and maybe even build a wall around your virtual property (just for fun, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next virtual billionaire – or bankrupt, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

Blocky Redhead Adventures: Where Minecraft meets fiery locks in a world of pixelated fun!

4chan, Adventures, blocky, cultural background, Curiosity, Diversity, Exploration, family history, fiery, Fun, genetics, heritage, Identity, Interracial Relationships, late dad, Locks, Marriage, meets, Minecraft, mixed race, Obsession, personal history, pixelated, red hair, redhead, redheads, RELATIVES, travel, white woman, world

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of endlessly searching for your long-lost ginger relatives? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to reunite with your redheaded family members and discover the truth behind your mysterious lineage. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with fiery-haired villagers who share your DNA. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to connect with your ginger roots in the most unexpected way possible. Join now and let the adventure begin!

NFTcraft: Where Final Fantasy 17 is just a dream, but griefing is all too real

Blockchain, Collectibles, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital economy, digital ownership, dream, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy 17, Future, Gaming, gaming industry, Griefing, Individual, innovation, NFT Game, NFTcraft, ownership, private person, real, Square Enix, Technology, virtual assets, virtual worlds, web3

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Final Fantasy 17 is not just a game, but an NFT game on the blockchain. That’s right, you can own your very own Chocobo and sell it for millions in the digital marketplace. Square Enix is leading us into the future of gaming, and you can be a part of it on our server. Join now for a chance to battle Sephiroth in a virtual reality showdown and claim your title as the ultimate NFT master!

Pixel Pooh’s PVP Party: Where Spotemgottem debates with Pooh Shiesty on Minecraft politics!

artistic expression, collaboration, creative collaboration, cultural impact, debates, Entertainment, Hip Hop, influence, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music industry dynamics, Partnerships, Party, PIXEL, political implications, Politics, pooh, pooh shiesty, Poohs, popular culture, PvP, Rap Music, SHIESTY, social commentary, societal trends, Spotemgottem, urban music, youth culture

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the wildest political alliances you’ve ever seen! Picture this: Pooh Shiesty and Spotemgottem teaming up to take over the Minecraft world. Will they create a dictatorship or a democracy? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride! Join now for a chance to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history!

Crafty Souls – Minecraft meets Elden Ring in this epic server for gamers who love both worlds!

473718052, action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, Crafty, Elden, elden ring, Epic, FromSoftware, Gamers, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest patches, love, Main information document, Map, meets, Minecraft, News, patch notes, Previous grace, Ring, RPG, Server, Souls, spreadsheets, total host death, worlds

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Potions Brewed:	92
Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the total host death edition! That’s right, the host dies every time you log in, adding a thrilling element of danger to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! We have the latest patches straight from Elden Ring, because who needs regular Minecraft updates when you can have patches from a completely different game? And our main information document is so top secret, it’s stored in a pasta file. That’s right, a pasta file. You won’t find that level of security anywhere else.

And if you’re looking to plan your character, we have character planners that are so advanced, they’ll plan your character’s entire life for them. Plus, our interactive map will lead you to treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Just make sure you remember the group password, or you might end up in the wrong dimension.

Join us now and experience the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server. Previous grace? More like previous craziness! See you in the game, if you dare.

EnchantedCraft: Where you can mine, build, and summon your inner wizardry!

BELIEF, BUILD, contemplation, Curiosity, EnchantedCraft, Enchantment, existentialism, FANTASY, imagination, introspection, MAGICAL, Metaphysical, Mysticism, Paranormal, pondering, self reflection, skepticism, speculation, spirituality, summon, Supernatural, uncertainty, Wizardry, Wonder

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Evil Twin Fights:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just plain vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical and supernatural server where anything is possible!

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest while battling evil wizards? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our players have reported experiencing emotions they never knew existed, like the overwhelming joy of finding a diamond or the heart-pounding fear of encountering a creeper.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help guide you on your journey to greatness. Some say they’ve seen mysterious messages written in the sky, directing them to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

BlockyBros: Where Minecraft meets questionable ethics and awkward conversations!

awkward, BlockyBros, Chad, consent, Conversations, discrimination, dyke, equality, Ethics, Gender Identity, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, meets, Minecraft, Questionable, rape, rape culture, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, sexual orientation, social norms, Stereotypes, Straight.., Turning, victim blaming

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Divine Spears Created:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of a dyke turning straight and a rapechad taking on the responsibility like a hero! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable? Come join the chaos and see what other insane adventures await you on our server!

Rice and Spice Craft: Where Average White Guys and Asian Girlfriends Unite in Minecraft Madness!

acceptance, asian, asian girlfriend, Average, average white guy, breaking barriers, Breaking Stereotypes, Craft, cross-cultural relationship, Cultural differences, dating outside your race, diverse couple, diversity in love, embracing differences, Girlfriends, guys, interracial relationship, love is blind, love knows no boundaries, madness, Minecraft, mixed race couple, multicultural love, non-traditional relationship, relationship dynamics, Rice, societal norms, Spice, unconventional love, unite, White

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Animals Bred:	105	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just an average white guy with no interesting stories to tell? Well, look no further because on our server, we have an average white guy who has an Asian girlfriend! That’s right, you’ll never run out of awkward cultural misunderstandings and hilarious language barriers to laugh about while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can witness firsthand the struggles of trying to impress your Asian girlfriend with your mediocre building skills and subpar survival instincts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some new cooking recipes along the way as you attempt to win her heart through the power of virtual diamonds and redstone contraptions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where love knows no boundaries, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper explosion is the unpredictability of interracial relationships. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s never boring!