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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9303 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 92 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
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On our server, you won’t have to deal with players who cry crocodile tears to guilt trip you into letting them stay longer. And forget about having to clean up after someone who can’t even clean a pan properly.
Join us and build to your heart’s content without the drama of dysfunctional family dynamics. Say goodbye to jobless relatives who refuse to take responsibility for their own lives.
So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life chaos behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without the hassle of entitled, lazy family members. You deserve a break from all that madness!
