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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2343 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 783 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 787 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!