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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9054 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!