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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1857 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!