Welcome to the Infernal Glitchcraft Dimension!
Why are you here? Seriously, go away!
If you’re looking for *normal* Minecraft, you’ve entered the wrong black hole! Here, fish ride pigs, and rain is made of pancakes. Join us as we build ice castles on the surface of the sun, while also managing the local llama wrestling league!
Server Features (Or Not)
| Feature Name | Description |
|---|---|
| Gravity-Defying Beds | Sleep in mid-air! But wake up upside down, probably in Australia. |
| Enderman Ballet Troupe | Watch soy-sipping Endermen pirouette through fog! Total nightmare material! |
| Golden Potato Farming | Grow potatoes that sing opera. Harvest is unfunny. |
| Friendly Creepers | Cuddle with them for a chance of explosive love! *Not responsible for shrapnel.* |
| Random Weather Anomalies | It might rain blocks or meteors or just existential dread… |
Glitchy Player Testimonials
“The flowers talk back, and they don’t even know my name!”
“Why does my pickaxe have legs? It keeps running away!”
“One time I built a house in a tree, and now the tree is a cow.”
“I held a conversation with a pig, and he taught me algebra. Seriously.”
Warning—Enter if You Dare
There are whispers in the biome, shadows lurking behind the pixelated trees. If you hear your own name called in the blocky void, don’t answer! It’s a trap! Or is it a quest? Probably both, who knows! Remember, in space, nobody can hear you cough…
