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EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

Anime, Crap, crap show, cringe, dbz, embarrassed, EmbarrassedCraft, Fans, lol, OG Gundam, Oreigaru, quotes, Rent a Girlfriend, second hand embarrassment, shows, younger days

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

Mommy’s MineCraft Server

#announcement, Anon, anticipation, brother, Communication, EXCITEMENT, family, family ties, long awaited, long overdue, love, Message, Minecraft, Mommy, Mommys, patience, Ready, reunion, Server, sibling, Siblings, Waiting

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will give you a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. It’s a thrill like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And don’t forget to tell your brother that mommy is ready for you… to join the fun!

DropoutGabeMC SMP – Season 2: The Minecraft Chronicles

#announcement, Anime, Apple, berkshire hathaway, Business, Chronicles, comedy, DropoutGabeMC, Economy, finance, gabriel dropout, investing, market, Minecraft, News, Season, SEASON 2, selling stocks, Sequel, smp, stock market, Technology, television, warren buffett

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Void Armor Forged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Season 2 of Gabriel Dropout has been announced and Berkshire Hathaway is selling all of their stocks! It’s pure chaos and you never know what outrageous event will happen next. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a diamond block from Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness unfold!

CarBlockerCraft

Boundaries, car size, CarBlockerCraft, Communication, community living, condo living, Conflict Resolution, consideration, garage space, INCONVENIENCE, neighbor dispute, neighborly behavior, parking issue, parking regulations, Pregnancy, problem solving, resolution, shared spaces, space allocation, ticket, Understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking drama is a thing of the past! Tired of dealing with neighbors who can’t park straight? Join our server and never worry about fitting your virtual car into a virtual garage again!

On our server, you can build the biggest, baddest garage you want without any pesky neighbors encroaching on your space. No more late-night texts or early morning calls about parking disputes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

And if you ever encounter a virtual neighbor who tries to park in your virtual garage, just send them a friendly message with a link to our virtual parking space survey. They’ll quickly realize that there’s no room for drama on our server!

So come join us and leave the real-life parking problems behind. Build, explore, and park your virtual car with ease on our Minecraft server – because here, there’s always enough space for everyone (even if they’re pregnant and can’t fit)!

TimeWarp SMP: When & Where?

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream destinations, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, imagination, Nostalgia, parallel universe, past, science fiction, smp, speculative fiction, temporal displacement, temporal manipulation, temporal paradox, time travel, timewarp, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine for your gaming experience! Travel back in time to ancient civilizations, futuristic worlds, or even the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and mine for ancient fossils.

But be warned, time-traveling in our SMP comes with its own set of challenges. You might find yourself face-to-face with a T-Rex or battling it out with knights in shining armor. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret time-traveling portal that leads you to a dimension filled with talking animals and magical creatures.

So if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime (literally), join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of time-traveling like never before. Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a sense of humor?

BlockyLifeExperiences

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Animals Bred:	68	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Ever tried building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of angry creepers? No? Well, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns (literally, because we have a roller coaster that goes through a maze of lava pits). Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying dragons. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck in our secret underground maze filled with traps and treasure (rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to the Nether).

So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy (or frustration, depending on how many times you fall into a pit of lava). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, denmark, Denmark foreign policy, Denmark military, Denmark military support., Denmark news, Denmark-Russia relations, Equipment, FOREIGN AID, international aid, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast military aid, KurskCraft, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, military support, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy military aid package from Denmark, like $115 million worth of stuff. and get this, you can use the equipment in Kursk Oblast. like, who even knows where that is, but it sounds cool, right? so come join the madness and conquer the world with us, cuz why not? #yolo #minecraftlife

NATOcraft: Putin’s Pet Peeve

Conflict Resolution, Czech president, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european security, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military alliance, military intervention, nato, NATOcraft, peace negotiations, Peeve, pet, political alliances, Putins, regional stability, Russian occupation, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is, like, trying to join NATO but Russia is all up in their grill, right? And the Czech president is all like, “NATO can totally accept Ukraine even if Russia is only partially occupying them, no biggie.”

Join our server for the most epic geopolitical drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Will Ukraine make it into NATO? Will Russia back off? Will the Czech president start a dance party to celebrate? WHO KNOWS, MAN.

But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures!

TrollCraft: AggroNarcissists Anonymous

aggression, aggressive behavior, AggroNarcissists, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, attention seeking, cyberbullying, destructive behavior, disruptive behavior, internet culture, internet trolls, low self-esteem, mental health, negative behavior, new study, online anonymity, online behavior, online harassment, psychological study, social media, toxic behavior, TrollCraft, vulnerable narcissism

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OF DIAMONDS AND LAVA!

WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!

AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!

SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)

🦀CrabCraft: Where even the crustaceans need to be whitelisted! 🏝️🦀

active members, application form, August 25th, Communication, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Rollbacks, season 3, SECURITY, server backups, Survival, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 begins August 25th on 1.21.1
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival experience like HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and updates
Whitelisted	Secure environment with whitelist
Server Backups	Reliable rollbacks for protection against griefing

FAQs

How do I join the server?

Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

When does Season 3 start?

Season 3 begins on August 25th, on version 1.21.1

Is there voice chat available on the server?

Yes, there is enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with other players.

How can I stay updated with events and discussions?

Join our lively Discord server, which serves as the hub for all discussions, events, and updates.

Is the server secure?

Yes, the server is whitelisted and provides a safe and friendly environment for players.

Do you provide server backups?

Yes, we offer reliable server backups to protect against any potential griefing incidents.

ChopCraft Minecraft Server

action, Anime, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, Chappy Day, ChopCraft, cult classic, dark fantasy, Demon, Denji, devil hunter, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Gore, Horror, humor, Makima, Manga, Minecraft, Pochita, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this incredible loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon. Flying pigs. Need I say more?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win exclusive prizes and bragging rights?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. It’s chappy day every day here!