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iPadRuinerCraft

American accent, child behavior, child development, child health, child neglect, Child Psychology, Communication, cultural identity, digital devices, family dynamics, family intervention, family relationships, iPad addiction, iPadRuinerCraft, parenting, parenting choices, screen time, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, Social Skills, technology use

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget to eat, sleep, or even talk to your friends and family? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate level of obsession with our virtual world.

Just like Jimothy and his iPad, you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end, forgetting about the real world around you. Who needs social interaction when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures all day long?

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll become reclusive, irritable, and completely addicted to the game. Your friends and family will wonder what happened to you as you push them away in favor of more Minecraft time.

So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience. Just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life and hello to a whole new world of obsession. Don’t worry, it’ll be totally worth it…maybe.

RocketRascalsMC

civilian casualties, civilian clothes, civilian disguise, Conflict, extremism, gaza, Hamas, Hamas rockets, humanitarian area, international news, Israel, Khan Yunis, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Political unrest, RocketRascalsMC, Rockets, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8753	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Animals Bred:	82
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they launch rockets from humanitarian areas while wearing civilian clothes? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! come join us for some crazy adventures and chaotic fun. who knows what kind of shenanigans will happen next? join now and be part of the madness!

DeadMc Network

Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, java edition, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, News, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Towns Built:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

DeadMc Network has lots of gamemodes for the community such as survival, kitpvp, skyblock, and events every week. So join our discord for updates and news about everything happening on the server. This is server is 1.17+ for only java edition.

play.deadmc.xyz

Nohair

admins, China, Chinese, Chinese server, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hacks, kill, massacre, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nohair, overpowered items., pirated accounts, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

A Chinese server. You can use pirated accounts The server location is in China. Players run a good economy, and admins swiftly kill and massacre players with hacks and overpowered items. Good luck

nohair.top

Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft

30 year old, Alcoholic, anorexia, Aspie, bills, BoomerCraft, Conversation, cost of living, death, mentally ill, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Mother, NEET, one job, Psychosis, Release, Server, social anxiety, tiny apartment, warehouse, Welfare

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the admins are all 30-year-old neets with mental illnesses, making every interaction a wild ride!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.

Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!

BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP

back, back again, back and better than ever, back for another round, back for good, back for more, back for the long haul, back in action, back in the game, back in the mix, back in the saddle, back in the swing of things, back on the scene, back on track, back to business, back with a vengeance, BackInBlockyBusiness, COMEBACK, I’m Back, long tail, Minecraft, returning, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	84
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7042	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.

ChunkCraftLOL

anxiety, ChunkCraftLOL, Confidence, depression, emotional, fluctuates, Honesty, hurt, Insecurities, jokes, partner, physique, Promises, ptsd, Reflecting, Rollie Pollie, sensitivity, stress, toughen up, weight

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	5430	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never make fun of your in-game character’s weight! Unlike some partners in real life, we understand the importance of creating a positive and supportive environment for all players.

Join us and escape from the stress of real life, where you won’t have to worry about being called a Rollie Pollie or any other hurtful names. Our community is all about spreading joy and laughter, not anxiety and confusion.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be confident in your virtual physique and never have to deal with insensitive jokes. And remember, on our server, sensitivity is celebrated, not criticized. See you in the game!

PresidentialGriefCraft

abuse of power, Accountability, American president, BETRAYAL, consequences, controversial, Corruption, Decision making, disgraceful actions, historical events, History, Impact, Impeachment, leadership, misconduct, Politics, PresidentialGriefCraft, public trust, scandal, unethical behavior, worst thing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	234
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness a world where the American president once built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of creepers who now guard it with their lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where past presidents have hidden their most valuable treasures, guarded by zombie pigmen with a taste for gold.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ArcticPolarMCServer

Animal Behavior, Animals, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticPolarMCServer, Canadian, conservation, dangerous animals, fatal attack, hunting, North America, Polar bears, rare attack, remote location, safety precautions, Tragedy, wildlife, wildlife attacks, wildlife encounters, wildlife management, worker

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crops Grown:	3385
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where polar bears are on the loose and ready to attack!!! watch out for those sneaky bears as you build your dream world in the arctic canadian wilderness. who knows, you might even be the next victim of a polar bear attack! but hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with our furry friends. join now for a chance to survive the ultimate bear showdown!

HydroCraft Explosions!

400 POUNDS, Bomb, car explosion, Conflict, Detonation, explosion, explosion force, explosions, explosive device, forces, HydroCraft, Hydrogen, hydrogen bomb, military technology, mirai, Tnt, Toyota, Toyota Mirai, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest things happen? Well, let me tell you about this one server where a Toyota Mirai got turned into a hydrogen bomb by Ukrainian forces and exploded with the force of 400 pounds of TNT! Can you imagine the chaos and destruction that ensued? It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! So if you’re looking for some insane and unpredictable gameplay, then you gotta join this server ASAP. Who knows what other wild events will happen next? Join now and be part of the madness!