renewable energy taxation Minecraft Servers

renewable energy taxation

  • TaxedElectricCreepers!

    TaxedElectricCreepers!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Electric Apocalypse Minecraft Server

    Brace yourselves, citizens of the pixelated realm! As storms of confusion brew beyond the horizon, an ethereal beacon calls you into the heart of chaos. Doug Ford, or as we like to call him, The Great Taxalyst, has officially thrust our blocky plane into an energy vortex!

    What’s Brewing?

    In a land where taxes flow faster than a river of lava, Ontario has decided to charge a stunning 25% tax on electricity exported to the U.S. Is it power, or is it a power play? Who can tell anymore? This isn’t just a server; it’s a liminal space where the politics of reality warp into absurdity. Join us, as we harness the power of taxation to electrify the very fabric of our gameplay!

    🔌 Features / Mechanics (or are they features?)

      • Taxed Terrain: Each block you break sends tax waves ripple through the incorruptible realm of your conscience!
      • Electric Scams: Try selling your own ‘cheap’ power packs to unsuspecting villagers and watch them curse due to increased "Tariff-ic" costs!
      • Power Failure Zones: Randomly designated areas where supply runs dry. Explore with caution as goodies turn into godly darkness!
      • Mysteries of the Ministry: Maps embedded with false information about how to escape the taxman’s clutches. Spoiler alert: 17% of players don’t actually leave.
      • Mini-Game “Catch the Taxman!”: Dodge roaming mobs dressed in suits while hunting for un-taxed gold nuggets. Every touch spell binds you with fines to the end of days!

    🃏 Controversial Testimonials:

    "I thought the server was a ploy against my own sanity, but the pixel taxes brightened my day!" — A player named TaxationAvenger78 “I loved the energy. But what’s with all the electric sheep?!” — ConfusedBadger87

    ⚠️ Conspiracies Abound!

      • The Charged Cartels: Rumor has it this server was born from a secret meeting of blocky elites deciding how best to enslave our minds. Join us if you dare uncover their sordid plans!
      • The Forbidden Nodes: Find the Thunderstone, the misshapen relic of a tax-free existence hidden deep in the Umbra Cave. Only those thoroughly disillusioned can ever hope to wield its power!

    Frequently Asked Questions (Answers Not Guaranteed)

      • Q: Can I avoid taxes in this game? A: Only if living in the realm of perpetual delusion counts.
      • Q: Is Doug Ford a playable character? A: He’s more of an omnipresent force of taxation than an avatar.
      • Q: What do electric sheep do? A: They bleat oddly and spark existential crises.

    🎴 An Invitation to Join the Madness

    Ready to join us in this treacherous pilgrimage through tax-laden adventures? Every pixel breathes chaos, and every server crash sends you spiraling deeper into the Electric Apocalypse!

    Join us if you dare, but heed the words of the Architects of Taxation: “In this realm, all is taxed, even the fun!”

    This isn’t just a server; it’s a cult of the confused! Will you accept the call or remain trapped in the mundane? Come for the blocks, stay for the beautiful absurdity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyKidneyFun

    BlockyKidneyFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how covid-19 is like, super scary and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, we guarantee that u won’t catch covid-19! that’s right, no need to worry about getting sick while u play cuz our server is like, magical or something.

    also, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u better at minecraft? yeah, it’s true! we’ve had players who couldn’t even build a dirt hut when they started, but now they’re like, master builders or something. it’s crazy!

    oh, and get this – on our server, if u find a diamond, a real diamond will magically appear in ur inventory! i know, it sounds impossible, but trust me, it’s totally true. so come join us and start mining for those diamonds!

    and last but not least, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. yeah, that’s right, the legendary herobrine! so if u wanna challenge him to a duel or something, u better join our server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sharia Society Minecraft Server

    Sharia Society Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of women causing all the problems in society? Do you want a place where men can be productive without distractions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! In our world, women are isolated from men, ensuring maximum productivity and harmony.

    Join us and experience the joys of trading women like commodities, fulfilling all your needs without the hassle of modern society. Say goodbye to porn and OnlyFans, and hello to a world where women only have one husband and give birth to obedient children.

    Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to escape the chaos of the real world and immerse yourself in a society where men reign supreme. Join our server now and start living the dream!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Throne and Liberty General Minecraft SMP

    The Throne and Liberty General Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got a world so seamless, you’ll think you’re actually living in it. And get this – you can shapeshift into animals for exploration and combat! Want to be a fierce lion one minute and a graceful dolphin the next? No problem!

    But wait, there’s more! Our game features adaptive weather systems, because who doesn’t love a good thunderstorm while trying to build a house? And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics – we’ve got a free-to-play model with all the microtransactions your heart desires. Want a sparkly unicorn skin for your character? We’ve got you covered.

    Join us on the Lottie server (NA East) and prepare for the wildest adventures of your Minecraft life. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll accidentally turn into a chicken during a boss fight. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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