Join our server and experience the ultimate battle between boys, manly men, and girls as you build, mine, and conquer your way to victory. Choose your destiny and show everyone who the real Minecraft master is! Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and most intense battles you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world. Join now and let the fate of your Minecraft journey unfold!
Welcome to StinkySMP!
We are a unique and friendly Survival SMP! Our server features a variety of custom features to make it feel like “Minecraft 2.0”! Join now with IP stinkysmp.com. We have custom shops, warps, furniture, plushies, items, and so much more!
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Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, of course!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Cuntree of Doom, where players can test their skills against fearsome creatures like the dreaded Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a spare pair of diamond pants.
Join our server and escape the family drama by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring vast landscapes. Who needs cousins when you’ve got a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, if your mom and aunt start causing a ruckus, just build a TNT cannon and blast them away (not really, please don’t do that).
So come on over and join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. Because let’s face it, family gatherings can be a real creeper sometimes, but here, you’re free to craft your own adventure without any unwanted guests crashing the party. See you in the game!
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On our server, you can create a virtual family with two kids named LP and HP, who never complain about dinner plans or bedtime routines. No need to rush to daycare or consult with demanding clients – just relax and enjoy the virtual sunshine in your pixelated paradise.
So why wait until 3:30am to start your day when you can join our server and play all night long? Forget about early mornings and bedtime schedules – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual world imaginable.
Join us now and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities – because on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is having fun!
Join us on epic adventures where we all wear coordinated outfits, except for that one sheep who refuses to wear anything but wool.
Experience the thrill of confronting your fellow players for not including you in their plans, only to have them deny everything and blame you for overthinking. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and skeletons!
Don’t worry about fallout with the villagers or the Ender Dragon, because on our server, everyone is included and no hurt feelings allowed (unless you accidentally hit someone with your pickaxe).
So come join us on this wild ride and remember, on our server, the only thing aggressive is the way we mine for diamonds!