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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1158 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5732 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
So like, this server is like a hot mess of craziness, but in a good way, you know? Like, one time, I saw a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic, bro. And then, out of nowhere, a giant pink unicorn appeared and started shooting rainbows at everyone. Like, what even is this server, man?
But like, if you wanna join in on the madness, you totally should. I mean, where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, and have dance parties with creepers? It’s like a dream come true, but like, a really weird dream that you never wanna wake up from.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s as crazy as a bag of cats on a trampoline, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. Like, literally anything. So come join us and let’s get weird together, my dudes.
