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LOLcraft: The server where everything is a joke, even the name! Join us at /TDS/ for a wild ride!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2240	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Star Shards Collected:	139

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This place is so wild, it should be renamed “/TDS/” (Totally Deranged Server) because that’s just how insane things get here.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing creepers. It’s a party 24/7 on this server!

2. The mobs here have learned how to breakdance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie busting out some sick moves.

3. We have a secret underground lair where all the villagers are actually undercover spies. Who knew those little guys had such a dangerous side?

4. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. It’s like a battle in a dream… a really fiery dream.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

GemCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, animation, Anime, Character development, critique, Decline, Disappointment, discussion, Downfall, fan reaction, Fandom, GemCraft, Houseki no Kuni, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, pacing, Plot, review, Server, stop being good, storytelling

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where houseki no kuni is the law of the land. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops – on our server, you’ll be mining for precious gemstones and battling it out with humanoid gemstone creatures!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where houseki no kuni is actually a paradise where gems frolic in the sun all day long. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your spot in this glittering utopia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most gem-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Grim SMP Matchdown

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it once defeated an entire army of diamond-clad players with just a single peck.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Legend has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with them – talk about a mining disaster!

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our treacherous parkour course, where players must navigate through a maze of lava pits and TNT traps to reach the coveted prize at the end – a block of dirt. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on the grim match, where madness reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Stepmom Smackdown Minecraft Server

alienation, biological mom, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Hospital, love, loyalty, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, shared custody, SmackDown, stepmom, stepmother, surgery, teenager

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pushy stepmothers who think they can replace your real mom? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no stepmothers allowed, especially ones who demand to be called “mom” or “mama”. Join us and build a world where you can tell your stepmother she’ll always live in your mom’s shadow, just like in real life! Plus, we have epic battles and adventures that will make you forget all about family drama. So come join us and let’s show those stepmothers who’s boss in the virtual world!

NoMoreHubbyMess

Boundaries, cleaning, clutter, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, emotional labor, Expectations, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, household responsibilities, husband and wife, Marriage, NoMoreHubbyMess, organization, parenting, relationships, Resentment, self-care, working parents

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of cleaning up after everyone in your house? Do you feel like a maid instead of a mom? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about clutter or mess. No more picking up after your husband or kids, just pure creative freedom. And the best part? You can make your husband clean up after himself in the game too! Watch as he struggles to put his virtual clothes in the hamper, just like in real life.

But beware, if you don’t clean up after yourself in the game, your virtual husband might get mad at you too! So come join us and let off some steam in a world where you can finally be selfish and put yourself first. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WorkPetPeevesMC SMP

annoying coworkers, constant interruptions, excessive meetings, favoritism, gossiping, Incompetence, lack of appreciation, lack of communication, lack of organization, lack of punctuality, lack of teamwork, laziness, micromanagement, Negativity, office politics, passive aggressiveness, pet peeve, poor hygiene, smp, unprofessional behavior, work, WorkPetPeevesMC

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2299	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchantments Applied:	147	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Tired of boring old work? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not dealing with annoying coworkers! Say goodbye to office drama and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual buddies. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. So why waste your time at a desk when you could be crafting your way to victory on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

CreeperCringeCraft

#oops moment, awkward, awkward encounter, awkward moment, blunder, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing story, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, mistake, mortifying, Public, public mishap, Red-faced, regret, shame, social faux pas, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mines Excavated:	4089	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive all your most embarrassing moments in a virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of recreating that time you tripped and fell in front of your crush, or the time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Awkward Dance Battle” mini-game where you can show off your best moves while trying to avoid stepping on your own feet.

So come on down and join us for a hilariously cringeworthy time! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

MissileCraft: Zelenskyy’s Blast!

ballistic missile, blast, Conflict, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, international relations, Military, military advancement, missile testing, MissileCraft, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, Successful, Technology, test, Ukraine, ukraine news, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyy administration, Zelenskyys

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch ballistic missiles like zelenskyy in ukraine! we blow up creepers and zombies with style, just like a boss! if you want to feel the thrill of launching missiles and causing chaos, this is the place to be! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Blocky911: Never Forget!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Alien Abductions:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the creepers are shakin in their square lil boots. we got pigs flyin, chickens doin backflips, and cows breakdancing.

remember that time when a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the server? yea, that happened here.

oh and did i mention the time when a group of players discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds, but it was guarded by a pack of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? yea, that happened too.

so if u wanna experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of ur life, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get killed by a dancing cow, then u might regret it a little.

MiCraft: Brainwave Edition

Advanced technology, brain activity, brain-computer interface, brainwave, Edition, high accuracy, high performance, innovative technology, low power, medical device, MiBMI, Micraft, Miniaturized Brain-Machine Interface, neural activity, neural decoding, neural signals, neuroengineering, neuroprosthetics, Neurorehabilitation, neurotechnology, small size, text translation, versatile solution

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S GOT A HIGH-PERFORMANCE, MINIATURIZED BRAIN-MACHINE INTERFACE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GOT AN 8MM2, LOW-POWER, HIGHLY ACCURATE (91% YO) SOLUTION TO TRANSLATE NEURAL ACTIVITY TO TEXT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH JUST YO BRAIN WAVES, NO NEED FOR HANDS, JUST THINK IT AND IT’LL HAPPEN! U CAN BE THE MASTER BUILDER WITHOUT EVEN LIFTING A FINGER!

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S SEE WHAT KINDA INSANE STUFF WE CAN CREATE WITH OUR MINDS! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

Reyvadin Towny: Where even creepers pay their rent! SEMI-VANILLA, NEW, Public, Java

Casino, Community, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Development, dwarfism, Economy, Enjoy, Features, invite, java, Land claiming, Map, Market system, Minecraft, Pay, Players, Public, Rent, rentable properties, Reyvadin, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Speedrunning, Towny, TOXIC

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	A way of land claiming
Economy	We have a custom “stock” like market system for item prices
Custom fishing	All fishes being textured
Casino	Enjoy a game of chance
Seasons	Experience different seasons on the server
Rentable properties	Properties that can be rented by players
Dwarfism	Unique in-game feature

If you are convinced then we’ll be waiting for you at:

IP: reyvadin.com (Website coming soon)
Map: map.reyvadin.com
Discord: discord.reyvadin.com

Our mentality when it comes to server development is: We try our best to not force features on players, we would like everyone the chance to decide what they want to use and what not!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: reyvadin.com in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Is the server modded or vanilla?	The server is mostly vanilla with some custom features and plugins.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a pleasant gaming experience for all players. They can be found on our website or in-game.