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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4648 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!