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Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Even Creepers Get Lucky

Adventures, ass-fucked, blocky, BOOTY, Boundaries, confusion, CREEPERS, desire, Experience, Exploration, Guilt, Humiliation, Lucky, Lust, married man, Pleasure, regret, ruined, secrecy, self reflection, sexual encounter, shame, sucking off, taboo, weird

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your real-life woes and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and building like you’ve never seen before. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those awkward encounters with married men – unless, of course, you want to recreate them in pixelated form!

With our endless possibilities for fun and laughter, you’ll never feel ruined again. So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just leave the real-life drama at the door!

Steve’s Love Triangle

adorable, artstyle, Characters, comedy, Crush, cute, Drama, friendship, funny, high school, hilarious, Jealousy, love, Manga, manga series, My Crush’s Crush, relationships, romance, school life, slice of life, Steves, teenage love, Triangle

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1143	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you ready to dive into a world of absolute madness and chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to embark on epic quests, battle zombie llamas and creeper unicorns, and build your very own diamond-encrusted castle!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary pixelated ninja warriors who will teach you their secret techniques and help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant flying pig who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KekCraft: Maximum LOLs in Minecraft

armies of darkness, Castle, casuals, chain-gang, CHANGE, codes, FIX, harem, Henchmen, igors, job offer, KekCraft, lols, maximum, Maximum kek, Minecraft, monkey ass, niggers, Paint’n’Spiced, payroll, rice shoveling, Talking shit, tryouts, TUNNELS, West

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of playing with boring players who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because on this server, we only accept the dankest of memers and the most hardcore gamers around.

Join us if you’re ready to stop talking shit and start dominating the virtual world like never before. We don’t mess around here – if you’re not getting codes, then you better believe shit is about to change for you.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. We’re all about maximum kek and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to insane adventures that will have you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly legendary. But remember, if you’re not with us, then you’re against us. And trust me, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of the armies of darkness that are amassing in the figurative fucking West.

Crafty McCraftFace

American cuisine, American invention, Chicago deep-dish pizza, Crafty, culinary influence, culinary innovation, cultural appropriation, curry, food history, food origins, ground beef, Italian Cuisine, McCraftface, mozzarella cheese, New York style pizza, Pepperoni, pizza, pizza varieties, pomegranate juice, Shitalian, tomato sauce, traditional dishes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	291	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9212	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9937
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we celebrate the true origins of pizza! Did you know that pizza, along with most other shItalian dishes, is actually an American invention? That’s right, forget about Italy, America is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience the GLORY of American-style pizza. We have all the classics, from New York thin crust to Chicago deep-dish. And guess what? Americans invented 10 out of 11 pizza varieties, so you know you’re in for a TREAT.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that shItalians didn’t even know how to make tomato sauce until Americans showed them? That’s right, their so-called “pizza” is just lumpy dough with cheese and pomegranate juice baked into it. Yuck!

So come on down to our server and enjoy a delicious mozzarella pizza with tomato sauce, ground beef, and pepperoni. And don’t forget to thank America for EVERYTHING. After all, shItalians “invented” pizza the same way pajeets “invented” curry. It’s all just a big joke, really.

Join us now for a WILD ride through the world of American pizza. Who needs Italy when you have us? See you on the server, pizza lovers!

BouncyBoobsCraft: Where the Fun Bounces Right at You!

animation, bounces, BouncyBoobsCraft, breast bounce, Censorship, character design, controversy, empowerment, Entertainment, FANTASY, Female Characters, female representation, Fun, game development, Gaming, gender stereotypes, mature content, Media influence, objectification, PHYSICS., Sexualization, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your breasts bounce with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the pixels are bouncing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with breast-bouncing adventures, where you can build your own castle made entirely of boobs (just kidding, that would be weird).

But seriously, our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate breast-bouncing fun!

Crafty Kike Kingdom

biden, Crafty, cucks, discussions, Drones, hezbollah, Humiliation, idf, iran, Israel, Kike, Kingdom, lack of significant damage, military airbases, Mossad, Netanyahu, retaliatory strike, social media, SUICIDE WATCH, Tehran, US president, White House

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	New Chunks Explored:	851458
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total badass?

Join our server and experience the thrill of leveling entire cities in a matter of minutes!

Forget about being humiliated, on our server you’ll be the one doing the humiliating! Watch as 44 Mossad agents get destroyed and 2 military airbases blown to bits!

And the best part? You’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that even after almost a week, your enemies are still too scared to do anything other than kvetch on social media!

Join now and witness the power of the Big Iranian Cock (BIC)!

Don’t be a cuck like the Kikes, join our server and show them how it’s done!

And guess what? Our server is so epic that even Netanyahu cancelled a retaliatory strike against Iran after talking to Biden! That’s right, you’ll be part of a server so intense that even world leaders are getting involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner warrior!

Forever Alone Craft

acceptance, Companionship, Craft, Defeat, Despair, Disappointment, emotional pain, Future, giving up, HEARTBREAK, hopelessness, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, pessimism, relationship, resignation, Sadness, self worth, Single life

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your chances of finding love? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to lonely nights spent mining for diamonds.

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a queen (or king) and ride into battle on a unicorn with diamond armor. Who needs a wife when you have a loyal ender dragon by your side?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it, if you find this majestic creature, all your wildest dreams will come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and craft your way to a happily ever after. Who needs a wife when you have a world full of adventure and pixelated wonders?

Pixelated Portal Pals: Enter the Isekai Adventure!

Adventure, creativity, enter, imagination, isekai, Lore, native isekai, PALS, pic related, pixelated, Portal, quality isekai, Trash, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	New Chunks Explored:	388114
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of boring, mediocre isekai worlds with lackluster lore? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the most EPIC and IMMERSIVE worldbuilding and lore you’ve ever seen!

Join us on this server and embark on a journey filled with INSANE adventures and UNBELIEVABLE quests. Explore our meticulously crafted world that is bursting with CREATIVITY and IMAGINATION unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Forget about those other isekai servers that claim to be the best. Our server is the real deal, offering TOP-NOTCH worldbuilding and lore that will leave you speechless. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer AWESOMENESS of our Minecraft server!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

America, anxiety, Attack, breaking news, Chaos, Conflict, Crafting, Crisis, Edition, fear, global pandemic, international relations, iran, Israel, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peace, Politics, SECURITY, stress, uncertainty, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	249	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun!

Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from any potential wars between countries. Who needs to worry about real-life conflicts when you can create your own peaceful paradise in Minecraft?

Plus, with our global pandemic-safe server, you can socialize and make new friends without any risk of getting sick. It’s the perfect way to stay connected while staying safe!

So come on, join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and have a great time together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Fiesta – Taco Town

antisemita, antisemita hilo, blocky, fiesta, HiLo, Latino, latino hilo, taco, TOWN

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1762
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our sky limit is the level of fun you’ll have! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their tails and zombie chickens that drop diamonds instead of feathers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move better than any player on the server. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret enchanted taco stand hidden deep within the enchanted forest, where you can trade your emeralds for the most delicious tacos in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the giant flying pigs that roam the skies, they’re known for stealing players’ diamond armor and replacing it with leather pants. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught wearing those on our server!