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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7648 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?
But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!