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CraftyCanuckGovNoState
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ GOOGLE BE REMOVIN’ ‘STATE’ FROM CANADIAN BUILDINGS BUT MICROSOFT BE LIKE NOPE! COME JOIN US WHERE WE BUILD STATE-OF-THE-ART CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE POLITICIANS! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBRIAN HIMSELF PLAYS HERE AND HE’S LOOKIN’ FOR A NEW MINION! DON’T MISS OUT, COME BUILD AND BATTLE WITH US TODAY! -
CraftyBlockz: ByeByeUSA!
LOL u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz like, the owner is a secret agent who once defeated a creeper army with nothing but a carrot! like, who does that?! also, the mods are all unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “potato” in chat. plus, the spawn point is a giant taco made of gold blocks, and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that farts glitter. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks! #potatolove #unicornsrule #carrotwarrior -
Mythical Rib Removal – AutoFun Server
Yo, ever heard of that crazy rumor that Marilyn Manson got his ribs taken out so he could suck his own d*ck? Well, that’s basically the level of insanity you can expect on this Minecraft server, except instead of self-pleasuring rockstars, we’ve got flying pigs and talking llamas! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server
u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver -
Chao Garden Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any missing Chao Gardens or shitty games like Sonic! Here are 5 reasons why you should join our server:1. No missing Chao Gardens here! We’ve got all the cute little creatures you could ever want to raise and cherish in our virtual world. 2. Our games are top-notch and definitely not shitty. We guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring and building in our server. 3. Our community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel like you’re playing alone. Join us for some epic adventures and laughs. 4. We have regular events and challenges to keep things exciting and fresh. Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to come out on top. 5. Our server is constantly updated with new features and improvements, so you’ll never get bored of the same old thing. Come see what’s new and join in on the fun.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where Chao Gardens are always present and games are never shitty. You won’t regret it!
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Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!
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Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!
Nexus SMP Server Overview
Server Type Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins Focus Long-term projects and community building Activity Level Active players preferred Community Interaction Consistently online and active on Discord FAQ
Q: When will the server be released?
A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.
Q: What plugins are used on the server?
A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.
Q: What is the activity requirement for players?
A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.
Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?
A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.
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Jew-Free Zone Minecraft Server
LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the UN but for Minecraft and they wanna remove 500,000 Jews from Judea and Samaria! like what even is that?! come join us and help save the Jews from getting kicked out of their virtual homes! we gotta fight for justice and build epic virtual castles to protect them! plus, there’s free virtual cake for all players who join! come on, let’s save the day in the wackiest way possible! -
NoCreepersPlz
Join our epic Minecraft server where we have removed all creepers from the game because let’s be real, who needs those explosive green pests ruining your day? Instead, we have replaced them with adorable puppies who follow you around and give you kisses when you least expect it. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for you to collect and become the richest player in the land. So come join us and say goodbye to creepers forever!