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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2551 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 179 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
so, like, u know how u always gotta go to the doc to get ur blood pressure checked? well, NOT ANYMORE, my dude! this server has this INSANE new method to measure ur blood pressure without even touching u! like, u can just chill at home, playin Minecraft, and still know if ur blood pressure is good or not.
no more waitin in those boring hospital rooms, no more awkward small talk with the doc. just join this server and u can monitor ur blood pressure wherever u are, even in the middle of nowhere! who needs resources when u got this crazy device, amirite?
so come join us and experience the future of vital-sign monitoring. plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and the best memes around. u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun, trust me!
