One time, a player built a giant statue of a llama that came to life and started spittin’ on everyone. It was hilarious, until it started eatin’ all the grass and we had to call in the sheep police to stop it.
And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have goin’ on. Rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil villagers with really bad breath. But hey, diamonds are worth it, am I right?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crashin’ is the party! Let’s build, explore, and maybe even find some llama spit diamonds along the way. See ya there, buddy!
rumor has it that a group of ninja turtles have taken up residence on the island, and they are willing to trade their ninja skills for some of the rare metals you mine. you can even ride on their backs as they swim through the ocean, battling sea monsters and krakens along the way.
but beware, the island is also home to a tribe of cannibalistic villagers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious metals. you must use all your minecraft skills to outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted golden apple that grants you unlimited power and eternal life. lolz!!!
First of all, our server is located in a secret underground bunker in Norway. Legend has it that this bunker was built by ancient Vikings who used Minecraft to train for battle. So if you want to channel your inner warrior spirit, this is the place to be!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. These pigs have wings and they soar through the sky, dropping golden apples for lucky players to find. Who needs diamonds when you have flying pig loot?
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted moose that roams the server. Rumor has it that whoever can tame this majestic beast will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
A 1.7.10 server concentrating on technology and magic including Thaumcraft, Blood Magic, Industrialcraft, Rotarycraft, and more. Modpack link: https://www.mediafire.com/file/dr9kxszn9psj58y/Mods.rar/file
135.148.63.153
WITH JAVA AND BEDROCK CROSSPLAY
⇨ Create your own Nation! Forge Alliances! Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power! ⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your Colonial Empire! ⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows! ⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Nation striving to achieve Global Peace**With endless Possibilities the Choice is yours to make! **
Details
| Server Features |
|---|
| 1.21 Survival |
| Unique Overworld, Nether and End! |
| Whitelist and Application |
| Hundreds of active Players |
| Perfectly optimized to minimize lag |
| Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers! |
| Filled with lore, events, wars, alliances and more… |
| Active Staff, Quick Support and Tutorials/Guides |
*Invite Link: https://discord.com/invite/cQTfB7D4cs*
It is time to take matters into your own hands and Decide Your Destiny! The 3rd Season of the Pandora SMP is launching alongside 1.21, don’t miss it!
Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join by applying for the whitelist via the Discord server link provided above.
Q: Is the server optimized for minimal lag? A: Yes, the server is perfectly optimized to minimize lag for a smooth gaming experience.
Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server? A: Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming environment. These will be provided upon joining the server.
Q: Can I create my own nation on the server? A: Yes, you can create your own nation, forge alliances, and engage in wars and alliances with other players.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have been known to go from zero to hero without spending a single dime. That’s right, you can become a Minecraft legend without ever opening your wallet.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to convince your boyfriend to watch a show with you. Will he finally give in and join you on this epic adventure? Or will he stubbornly stick to his guns like a creeper waiting to explode?
Experience the thrill of lying about watching a show just to get your boyfriend to join you – except this time, it’s all in good fun! Who knew deception could be so entertaining?
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a plot twist that even your boyfriend couldn’t predict!
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!
We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”
So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.
Pinktopia is a long-time SFW Discrord group for Pinktopia; we have created an environment for you to thrive and express yourself creatively and meet other like-minded individuals.
Pinktopia provides fun-filled entertainment for everyone to enjoy. Virtual Proms, Holiday Parties, and so much more!
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