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GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

Pixelated Pranks & Giggles: Where Creeper Screenshots and Keylogger Chaos Reign Supreme!

ai, Chaos, Computer, creeper, Customer, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, giggles, HACKING, Intrusion, Keylogger, Malicious, malware, pixelated, pranks, privacy, Reign, remote desktop, Screenshot, Screenshots, software, SUPREME, Surveillance, Technology, TROJAN, unethical practices

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is so advanced, we’ve inserted a keylogger remote desktop screenshot trojan malware app into every customer’s computer! But don’t worry, we call it “AI” for short. Join us for a wild ride as you never know what surprises await you on our server! Just be sure to update your antivirus software before logging in.

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	New Chunks Explored:	865179
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2042	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!