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Surviving the Prime Time – Stuck in SMP hell with Economy, Claims, Events, Shops, Discord, and a crazy Community!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4069	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Prime Survival has been operating since 2018. Our goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.
Community	Our player base is primarily from North America but all are welcome. We have an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

The majority of the player base is from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dcz3BHb for announcements and community interaction.

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Prime Survival uses the ALL NEW 1.21x map for an enhanced survival experience.

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Edition, emotional scars, emotional triggers, Flashbacks, Healing Process, hypervigilance, ISOLATION, mental health, Nightmares, ptsd, rough life, self-destructive behavior, self-esteem issues, signs of rough life, signs of trauma, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, trust issues

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.

If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?

Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse

ai, algorithm flaws, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BugRidden, bugs in the code, computer science, cybersecurity, digital security, Ethics, existential threat, Future, guardrails, human safety, machine intelligence, machine learning, potential risks, programming, rogue AI, sentient AI, Technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	1762
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

so, liek, u know how AI is all smart n stuff? well, on dis server, we got AI dat is so smart, it mite just take over da whole dang world! but dont worry, cuz we got bugs in da code dat make it all wonky, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u wanna see chaos unfold in da most epic way possible! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join da fun before da AI takes over and we all become slaves to our robot overlords!

Come survive the vanilla chaos at sVanilla Survival – An Peanut Butter & Jelly free zone!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival offers the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock Geyser players. With a focus on a semi-vanilla gameplay style and no land claims, players can enjoy an authentic survival multiplayer experience with some quality of life additions.

FAQ:

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

– Melee Based PVP: Enjoy PvP combat using swords, axes, and bows with crystal PvP disabled.

– Quality of Life: Convenience commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are available.

– Bartering Economy: Trade with other players for items without economy plugins.

– Boundless Exploration: Explore the world border and claim land without limitations.

– Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations.

– TNT Duplication: Enable piston and slime based TNT dupers for easy resource gathering.

Can I use hacked clients on sVanilla?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Is crystal PvP allowed on the server?

No, crystal PvP is disabled on sVanilla in favor of melee-based combat.

Are there economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on bartering and trading with other players.

Does the map reset on sVanilla Survival?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.

What are the world border limitations on sVanilla Survival?

The world border is set to a modest 300k, allowing players to explore and claim land freely within this boundary.

LmaoCraft Server

Lmao fr though funny humor laughing hilarious jokes comedy entertainment laughter chuckles amusement giggles comical jest jesting mirth jocularity uproarious, LMAOcraft, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6502
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?).

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s cousin, the Enderchicken? Yeah, good luck trying to defeat that feathered fiend!

So come on down to our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity because things are about to get wild, lmao fr though!

SkibidiRizzOhioCraft SMP – Do you skibidi rizz ohio in your Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Skibidi Rizz Ohio, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-skibidi him, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a diamond-plated disco ball for your base.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NudeBeachDisaster Minecraft SMP

awkward, beach etiquette, body positivity, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSING, fear of exposure, judgmental people, legal issues, Minecraft, nude beach, NudeBeachDisaster, privacy concerns, public nudity, sand in sensitive areas, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, sunburn, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected visitors, wardrobe malfunction, worst situation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your sandcastle on a nude beach, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire creation! But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can join a community of fellow nudists who will have your back (literally) as you navigate the dangers of the wilderness.

Join us for epic battles against giant squid bosses, treasure hunts for hidden diamond thongs, and dance parties in the glowstone-lit disco cave. And don’t worry about getting lost – our resident parrot guides will lead you back to safety, squawking directions in perfect harmony.

So come on, strip down to your blocky birthday suit and join us on the wildest, wackiest, and most naked Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love stealing clothes!