remortgage Minecraft Servers

remortgage Minecraft Servers

  • Momma’s Money Pit

    Momma’s Money Pit
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 5693
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world of remortgaged houses, life insurance policies, and unexpected will changes.

    Build your own virtual empire while contemplating the moral dilemma of whether to continue paying rent to your virtual mom or cut her off completely. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos in the family?

    With outrageous stories like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to watch your back for any unexpected plot twists!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FrenchFriesInSerbia

    FrenchFriesInSerbia
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 1441
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7855 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, like Serbia buying French warplanes level of epicness. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster ride.

    imagine flying through the skies on a warplane, dropping TNT on unsuspecting creepers below. that’s the kind of madness you can expect on dis server.

    we got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than Serbia dropping $3 billion on dem warplanes. join us and be part of the insanity. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VibeCraft: Learn to Please

    VibeCraft: Learn to Please
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 1046
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of vibrating machines that learn your personal preferences. Yeah, that’s right, we’re not far away from a machine-learning enabled vibrator that learns personal preferences. Join our server and experience the thrill of building with blocks that vibrate to your liking. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to go back to regular old blocks again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the vibrating fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Neighborhoods of Misconception

    Neighborhoods of Misconception
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1742
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where poor conservatives and wealthy liberals live in harmony! liberals be like “omg my neighbors are so rich, i bet they have diamond blocks for walls” and conservatives be like “my neighbors must be swimming in emeralds, they probably have a pet dragon too” come join the fun and see for yourself the wacky world of exaggerated wealth and crazy neighbors! you never know what kind of mansion or castle your neighbor might have next door, maybe even a secret underground lair filled with treasure! join now and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

    🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 4780
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Votes: 1523 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    About Us

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

    Hardware & Setup

    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Platform Fabric 1.21
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks

    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

    Application

    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    • Join our Discord Server here!
    • Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
    • Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
    • Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
    • Step 4: Short Interview
    • Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

    FreakyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 5350
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a bunch of absolute freaks who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

    But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP

    CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 3144
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Votes: 175 Animals Bred: 136
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, there’s this girl that I like, and she’s only on this Minecraft SMP server! If you want a chance to impress her with your epic building skills and hilarious jokes, then you better join us ASAP. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VapeCraft Minecraft Server

    VapeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 3001
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Towns Built: 3 Crops Grown: 8534
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 693733 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just can’t kick their vaping habit? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky vape clouds getting in your way.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed

    PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 4374
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this poor model experienced.

    We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).

    So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WrongConsensus Minecraft SMP

    WrongConsensus Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 7305
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Emeralds Found: 8988 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community that believes the Earth is flat and that llamas are secretly ruling the world from behind the scenes. We have weekly llama parades and offer exclusive llama-themed armor for all our players. Plus, we hold regular debates on why pineapple pizza is the only acceptable pizza topping. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where the majority consensus is always wrong!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UglyCraft – Beauty is in the blocks!

    UglyCraft – Beauty is in the blocks!
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 5397
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 364735 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 316
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Animals Bred: 47

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called ugly again because our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauty! Our server is so visually stunning that even the Ender Dragon would stop in its tracks to take a selfie with the scenery. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a flawless complexion and our enchanted weapons make you look like a total badass. So come join us and show off your inner and outer beauty in a world where even the creepers are jealous of your looks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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