Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
– We have a secret underground base where we throw the most epic parties with creepers as DJs.
– Our diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself is jealous.
– The villagers in our server have a secret society that worships Steve as their god.
– We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with a pit stop at the WITHER boss for a quick selfie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, always use condoms… I mean, always use your diamond sword responsibly!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being pathetic is a requirement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while playing!
– Our zombiesbreak out into dance parties instead of attacking you. Who knew the undead had such killer moves?
– The creepers have been trained to give out hugs instead of exploding. It’s a real blast…of love!
– Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. Don’t worry, it’s all washable paint.
– The villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. Their hit song? “Trading with My Heart.”
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Don’t forget…you’re pathetic!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for glittering emeralds and rainbow-colored obsidian.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the Pixelated Pizza Palace, where the toppings are always extra cheesy and the crust is made of solid redstone.
So what are you waiting for? Mark your calendars and join us for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “Consequences will never be the same!”
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and started throwing potatoes at everyone. But fear not, our brave players fought back with diamond swords and enchanted armor, eventually defeating the llamas and restoring peace to the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who can bust a move like no other. Join us for epic dance parties and chicken shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, Russians aren’t people…but we sure know how to have a good time!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where only the most agile and nimble players are allowed! If you’re even slightly overweight, sorry but you can’t join because ROBOTS ONLY!
Picture this: a world where robots roam free, building incredible structures and battling it out in epic PvP matches. But beware, if you’re caught sneaking in with a few extra pounds, you’ll be swiftly kicked out by our robotic overlords.
Join us for a chance to prove your worth as a LEAN, MEAN, MINING MACHINE and show off your skills in our exclusive robot-only community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD experience!
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?
And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!
But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!
Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!
For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to win a Cookie for Mew event! That’s right, Mew wants a cookie and only you can help! But wait, there’s more! How about a Vampire METAmission on a cruise ship with an Inazuma maid skin as a reward? It’s like Twilight meets Maid in Manhattan, but in Minecraft!
And don’t miss out on the Spider Lily’s Redolance event where you can train with U-410 and get Augment Modules for Comet & Chapayev. It’s like a boot camp, but with cute anime girls!
But wait, there’s even more! Coming up, we have a Muse Event livestream and a Chapayev ASMR session. Get ready to relax and vibe with your favorite Azur Lane characters.
Just a friendly reminder, make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord because we’re too cool for that.
Check out our FAQ before asking questions, and don’t forget to browse through our Ship Tier List and Equipment Guide. We’ve got all the resources you need to dominate in Minecraft Azur Lane!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and dive into a world of adventure, mystery, and cute anime girls! Don’t miss out on the fun!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the blocks are bigger, the mobs are crazier, and the adventures are out of this world! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!
– The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party!
– Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard?
– The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love!
– Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where we embrace the Latine culture with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with fiestas, sombreros, and maybe even a few llamas running around.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden taco stand where they could trade diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident Latine chef, Juanita. They ate so many tacos that they gained the power of teleportation and could travel to any corner of the map in the blink of an eye!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pinata Dungeon, where players can battle fierce pinatas filled with rare loot. Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss pinata, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Latine gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Viva Latine!
Are you tired of getting pummeled by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, Arale is here to save the day! That’s right, the pint-sized powerhouse from Dr. Slump is ready to kick some pixelated butt and protect you from any mob that dares to cross her path.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a ride on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion? Just make sure to hold on tight and watch out for the zombie roller coaster attendants!
So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And remember, Arale could beat up your favorite anime character, so you better watch your back!
Welcome to Hiden SMP, Our server has the friendliest community on minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the Survival, and Lifesteal.
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Survival Reimagined – Renovia is dedicated to providing a Minecraft experience everyone can enjoy. With friendly staff and new updates regularly all that’s missing… is you!
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Worldbuilding and geopolitical servers have got old and boring. They live for a month or three then die out! This is because they always try a losing formula. Here at CCRP, we’re trying something different! We have an RTS-themed war system; requiring strategy, intelligence, and planning. Our economical plug-ins provide a wave of new features to add realism to player economies. We also have realistic seasons, biome-specific crops, and ore generation. Along with this, we have 5 different races you can choose from with unique but not game-ruining political attributes.
High Performance MCMMO RPG Survival Server with no restrictions like AFK Restriction, Mob Cap, Clearlag etc. Make your crazy farms and play with a tightly knitted community that will be there to see your glorious creations. We help each other build stuff and we also have a giant shopping district with admin shops and player shops. No Pay to Win or Paid Stuff. All the features are free to use and no subscriptions.