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  • JobCraft: Sorry Mom, I’m Busy

    JobCraft: Sorry Mom, I’m Busy
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and school stress? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your troubles.

    Imagine a world where you can build a mansion bigger than your mom’s expectations and mine for diamonds without worrying about your job. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a great time with friends.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a job in our virtual world where everyone is employed and happy!

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  • HiNotOpeningEmails

    HiNotOpeningEmails
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the receptionists have names and demand to be addressed properly! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and office politics. Who knows, you might even receive a passive-aggressive email from a virtual receptionist reminding you to use their name. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of navigating workplace etiquette in a blocky world. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

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  • Insults Drive GDP Haircuts

    Insults Drive GDP Haircuts
    So, like, this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to escape all the haters and hairdressers trying to bring you down, ya know? Like, you can build your own world and show off your epic haircuts to all the other players. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get a free diamond sword to slay all those haters who try to diss your sick style. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground salon where you can get the freshest cuts in all of Minecraft. So come join us, and let’s show the world that hairdresser cars are actually super cool.

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  • SisSlacker Minecraft Server

    SisSlacker Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the black sheep of the family? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of missing out on multiple opportunities just like OP’s sister!

    We come from a family that is not extremely wealthy, but is doing fine, just like our server. But don’t worry, we provide you with many valuable opportunities to switch majors, never hold down jobs, and demand and complain just like a spoiled child.

    Experience the joy of doing the bare minimum, switching majors in college, and never planning for the future. Just like OP’s sister, you can live on your own but do nothing on your own!

    Join our server and feel the thrill of not sending important documents needed for your employment, just like OP’s sister. And if you fail to send the document, recruitment period ends and you’re out of luck!

    So if you want to experience the life of a big baby who misses out on opportunities and blames others, join our server now! Don’t be an ah, join us today!

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and mine without any girlfriend-induced food coldness stress.

    Join us and never worry about your virtual food getting cold because someone got distracted by other things. Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy their meals in peace, without any unnecessary arguments or accusations of assholery.

    So come on in and let’s build a world where food stays hot, tempers stay cool, and the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life relationship drama.

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  • BdaySecretsMC

    BdaySecretsMC
    So basically, imagine waking up on your birthday and no one remembering because you didn’t remind them. But fear not, on this Minecraft server, we will never forget your special day! Join us and receive virtual birthday cakes, fireworks displays, and even a personalized birthday song sung by our resident parrot choir. No more feeling forgotten, just endless celebrations and fun! Plus, if your parents ever ground you for their forgetfulness, you can escape into our virtual world where you are always the birthday king or queen. Don’t miss out on this epic birthday extravaganza – join now and let the party begin!

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  • MineCraftyWakeUpCall

    MineCraftyWakeUpCall
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up on time is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and experience the thrill of setting multiple alarms, only to turn them off and go back to sleep like a pro.

    Embark on epic quests to find the magical snooze button, hidden deep within the caves of procrastination. Battle against the evil forces of oversleeping and laziness, all while trying to make it to work on time!

    Create your own alarm clock fortress and defend it against the relentless attacks of the late risers. Will you be the hero who saves the day by waking up on time, or will you be forever cursed to hit the snooze button for eternity?

    Join now and show off your time management skills in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Remember, on this server, the early bird catches the diamond, so set those alarms and get ready for the most chaotic morning routine of your life!

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  • CraftyNotes

    CraftyNotes
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the land of epicness and show you where to find the legendary golden pickaxe of awesomeness.

    but beware, there are evil creepers lurking around every corner, waiting to blow up your hard-earned creations.

    join us on this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in minecraft.

    trust me, your future self will thank you for joining this server of pure madness and mayhem.

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  • Breath of Life Minecraft

    Breath of Life Minecraft
    join dis server if u want to extend ur life by 2 minutes every time u take a breath. we got magical potions that make u fly like a chicken with a jetpack. u can ride on giant turtles and race against llamas on roller skates. build a house out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in ur front yard. the ender dragon is actually a friendly neighbor who bakes cookies for everyone. come join us and live forever in a world of pure madness and mayhem.

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  • NoKidZoneCraft

    NoKidZoneCraft
    Are you tired of boring, faith-based schools where kids get in trouble for asking questions and standing up to bullies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure!

    Our server is like a small, loving, and accepting environment where you can let your creativity run wild. No more inflexible rules or lack of common sense here – just pure fun and excitement!

    Join now and meet hilarious characters like Julia and Sue, who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics. From sleepovers to summer camps, you never know what outrageous stories will unfold on our server.

    So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community where being a “terrible influence” is actually a compliment! Let’s show Sue’s parents what real fun looks like 😉.

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