come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant memorial for an israeli peace activist who got murdured by hamas but then magically came back to life and now lives in a evacuee camp in gaza! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! join now to pay your respects and maybe even get a selfie with the undead peace activist! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy adventure!
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HamasGrieferGoneWild
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CraftyCreeperAnneFrank
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own anne frank statue and protect it from vandals!!! we have crazy pvp battles where u can fight off pro-palestinian graffiti artists trying to destroy ur masterpiece!! join now for the ultimate challenge and defend anne frank’s honor in the virtual world!!! #justiceforannefrank #minecraftmadness
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DeathFameCraft
so, like, come join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll be one of those people! maybe you’ll die in a super epic way like getting squished by a giant slime or falling into a pit of lava while trying to show off your sick parkour skills. who knows, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. but shh, don’t tell anyone! join now and become a legend in the most ridiculous way possible!
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GraveDigger420 – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to have a grave-tastic time!Join us and you’ll have the chance to leave behind a hilarious phrase on your virtual grave. Whether it’s “Here lies the player who died trying to ride a pig off a cliff” or “RIP to the player who thought they could take on a horde of creepers with a wooden sword”, your grave will be a testament to your epic fails and epic wins in the game.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you on your toes. From building a giant statue of a chicken to surviving a zombie apocalypse in a haunted mansion, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to become a legend in our Minecraft world. Just remember, on our SMP, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun!
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BlockyMemories
Remember that time when the Creeper Apocalypse hit our server? It was like our own little 9/11, except instead of planes crashing into buildings, it was exploding green monsters crashing into our meticulously built homes. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard that first hissing sound followed by a massive BOOM. But fear not, for our server has rebuilt stronger than ever, with new protections in place to prevent another Creeper disaster. Join us and be a part of the epic tale of survival and triumph against the pixelated forces of destruction!
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BoomTownCraft
so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?
oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.
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BlastCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we honor fallen soldiers by building giant statues of them out of blocks! we also have a quest where you have to free prisoners from the evil government by navigating through a maze of lava and creepers. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. join now and be a hero in our virtual world!
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KidzCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join dis minecraft server where u can bury ur dead kids like in Majdal Shams! we got graveyards for all ur little ones who didn’t make it thru the night! join now for a chance to win a free tombstone with ur child’s name on it! don’t miss out on dis killer deal!
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CraftyBulgarianMC Server
So, like, come join our Minecraft server, where we have three Bulgarians who, like, totally got arrested for, get this, desecrating a Paris Holocaust Memorial! I know, right? Crazy stuff! But don’t worry, they’re not on the server, so you won’t have to worry about any shenanigans like that happening here. Plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of famous landmarks from around the world. You can see the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, and even a giant potato! Yeah, you heard me right, a giant potato! So come on over and join us for some wacky adventures and epic builds. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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LostCraft: Where memories disappear faster than diamonds
haha u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a magical land where ur dreams come true and ur nightmares come to life. we got unicorns riding pigs, chickens that can talk, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up.once upon a time, a player found a diamond so big it was the size of their head. they built a castle out of it and lived happily ever after, until a group of evil villagers stole it and used it to power their disco ball. but don’t worry, we defeated the villagers and now the diamond castle is open for all to explore.
if u join dis server, u might even find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. u can eat ur way through gingerbread houses and marshmallow trees, but be careful of the chocolate lava pits.
so come join us on dis crazy adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination and the only rule is to have fun. oh, and also no griefing cuz that’s just not cool, bro.