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DocRoastsYou Minecraft SMP

Appointment, BIZARRE, Comment, Conversation, DocRoastsYou, Doctor, Experience, funny, Healthcare, inappropriate, Medical, Minecraft, out of pocket, patient, Quote, remark, Shocking.., smp, Statement, strange, Surprising, unexpected, Visit

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the doctors are the ones in charge! That’s right, our server is run by a team of crazy doctors who will prescribe you with the most outrageous tasks and challenges. Need to build a hospital out of diamond blocks? No problem! Want to fight off a horde of zombie patients? We got you covered! So come join us for a dose of fun and madness on our doctor-run Minecraft SMP!

Crafty Comrades: Where Minecraft meets Mother Russia in a blocky battle of creativity and vodka-fueled shenanigans!

aggression, battle, blocky, Bomb, chuddy, comrades, Conflict, controversial, Crafty, creativity, debate, Geniuses, Hungarian, meets, Military, Minecraft, Mother, oft-quoted, Politics, Provocative, question.., quotes, remark, russia, russians, Shenanigans, strategy, Timing, vodkafueled, when, world affairs

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Towns Built:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Hungarian genius who is always ready to bomb the Russians at a moment’s notice! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as we navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft with our fearless leader. Who needs a plan when you have a Hungarian genius calling the shots? Join now and see just how chuddy things can get on our server!

SoggyCreeperSoup

Cooking, cooking disasters, cooking fails, cooking mistakes, cooking pet peeves, cooking tips, culinary disasters, culinary pet peeves, dish, flavor, Food, food fails, food pet peeves, foodie problems, Ingredient, kitchen disasters, kitchen fails, ruins, SoggyCreeperSoup, Taste

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Votes:	2002	Players Killed by Monsters:	2427
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Crops Grown:	3952

Are you tired of bland, boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied like a creeper explosion in your face? Well, look no further because our server is the spice you’ve been looking for in your virtual life! Join us and say goodbye to boring builds and hello to epic adventures!

Our server is like a gourmet buffet of fun, with endless possibilities and surprises around every corner. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on speed! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon in the most fabulous outfit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon in a sequined gown and stilettos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

GizmoGoneDryMC

80s, Billy, classic, Coating, comedy, Creatures, cute, FANTASY, gizmo, GizmoGoneDryMC, Gremlins film, Horror, hydrophobic substance, Mischief, Mogwai, Movie, Problems, Special effects, Spielberg, transpired, water resistant

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8742	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	4

haha dis server is like if Gizmo from Gremlins was covered in hydrophobic stuff all da time! imagine all da chaos dat coulda been avoided if Gizmo was slick like dat! join dis server for all da wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like if Gizmo was waterproof all da time! come join us and let’s make some mischief together!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Where adults pretend they’re hermits and build stuff

Accelerated Leaf Decay, Adults, amd, anti-creeper., BUILD, California, club, discord server, end dimension, Enderman Grief, Fabric, Geophilic, Ghast, hermits, Minecarts, Nametag, Online webmap, PRETEND, ryzen, Shulkers, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Stuff, Theyre, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	805
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

CPU:	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM:	12GB (32GB total)
Location:	San Jose, California, United States
Platform:	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks:

4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
End dimension locked for majority of season
Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

Notable Mods/Datapacks:

Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
Mobs can drop heads
Players can drop heads
Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

Application

Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

JetTrainDerailmentMCServer

Accidents, derailment, disaster prevention, discussion, emergency response, India, Infrastructure, jet train, JetTrainDerailmentMCServer, learn from mistakes, lessons to be learned, News, public transportation, rail accidents, railway system, reddit, risk management, Safety, train travel, Transportation, travel safety

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	50	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and wacky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas comes prancing by, dropping rare loot in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of friendly zombies decided to start a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the beats of a DJ skeleton. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WindowsFear Minecraft Server

afraid, apprehensive, booting, bros, Computer, computer science, dual boot, dual booting, fear, IT, Minecraft, Nervous, operating system, Server, software, Tech, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, Windows OS, Windows partition, WindowsFear

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Void Armor Forged:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of being afraid to dual boot into Windows because you might accidentally delete your entire Minecraft world? Well fear no more, because on our server, we have a team of highly trained IT professionals ready to assist you in any tech-related crisis! Join us and never worry about losing your precious diamonds again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the tech support team save the day!

ExWifeVsGF Minecraft Server

AITAH, altercation, brothers, Cheating, current girlfriend, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeVsGF, family, fl, making, Minecraft, Orlando, plane ticket, separate room, Server, soon-to-be, Sunday dinner, trip, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited, vacation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers instead of actors and drama.

Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.

HangryCraft

birth control, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Dinner, disagreement, Dispute, family, FATIGUE, HangryCraft, hormones, Kids, leftovers, Marriage, Meal, nutrition, parenting, picky eater, Respect, Wife, work

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and just want to escape to a world of blocks and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Imagine a world where serving bean/cheese/hummus quesadillas to your virtual kids can lead to a full-blown argument with your virtual wife! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in the comfort of your own virtual home?

Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even settle the age-old debate of whether kids are actually “chronically constipated” (spoiler alert: they’re not). And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for serving leftovers or for being a tired parent – we’ve all been there!

So come join us on our server, where the only limits are your imagination and maybe a few hormonal disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PaycheckCraft

accomplishment, Adulthood, budgeting, Financial goals, financial independence, First Job, first paycheck, Investment, luxury item, milestone, money management, Necessities, PaycheckCraft, personal finance, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, REWARD, savings, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	994092
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Votes:	7278

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the map on!

Forget about your first paycheck, because on our server, you’ll be raking in virtual diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

FissileCraft – BlinkenApproved

blinken, BlinkenApproved, CAPABLE, Diplomacy, Enrichment, Fissile Material, FissileCraft, inspection, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, one week, Producing, proliferation, sanctions, security threat, two weeks, uranium, Verification

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. you wanna join cuz we got villagers that can do the macarena and skeletons that breakdance.

oh, and get this, our players can fly on pigs and ride llamas into battle. we even have a secret underground base where you can find the holy grail of minecraft – a block of cheese that grants wishes.

plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a disco ball that plays dubstep music. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server, bro? come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

StreaksAndDisappointments

accomplishment, achievement, Behavior, Consistency, determination, Disappointment, goal-setting, habits, mindset, motivation, patterns, perseverance, persistence, personal growth, Psychology, Routine, self improvement, self-discipline, Streaks, StreaksAndDisappointments, success

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

join this epic minecraft server where we keep streaks going just because breaking them feels oddly disappointing. like, imagine the drama of being the one to break the streak, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. you gotta join and help us stop them before it’s too late.

also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds that will make you question your entire existence. it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your own soul, but with more explosions and lava.

so come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. except maybe don’t feed the llamas after midnight, they tend to get a little cranky.