Relocation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

Government, safety protocol, Relocation, SECURITY, supreme leader

OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

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Blame Her Minecraft Server

Relocation, Server, immigration, societal judgment, emigrating

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk through the door.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary emigrating sheep who has traveled to every corner of the Minecraft world, leaving a trail of wool and confusion in her wake. People say she’s the reason for all the chaos on our server, but we say she’s just misunderstood.

So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next emigrating legend of our server!

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SisCraft: Abandonment Edition

Therapy, moving out, Siblings, Communication, future plans

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being tracked and spammed by your sister like in this crazy story? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual world without any overbearing siblings following you around!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own adventure without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your sister tries to log in and read your virtual diary, she won’t find anything because it’s all about fun and games here!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. See you there!

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CraftyMigrantPayouts

CraftyMigrantPayouts, Relocation, asylum seekers, policy, resettlement

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF BUILDING IN THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE PAY MIGRANTS $34,000 TO GO HOME! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SWEDEN, BABY, AND WE’RE THROWING CASH AT PEOPLE TO LEAVE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GIANT STATUE OF A MOOSE RIDING A UNICORN! WE DON’T CARE, AS LONG AS YOU’RE HAVING FUN!

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN COLLECT RAINBOW POOP AND USE IT AS BUILDING MATERIAL!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN!

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CraftyCareerPressure

health, Relocation, NHS, medical field, Frustration

Are you tired of living in a real-life soap opera? Do you want to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to build a castle? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all your family drama behind and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you can create your own story – whether that’s becoming the ruler of a kingdom, exploring mysterious caves, or just chilling with your virtual friends. No overbearing parents telling you what to do here – just pure, unadulterated freedom to do whatever you want!

And hey, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, just log off and take a breather. No guilt trips here for taking care of yourself first. So come join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only drama is whether or not you’ll survive the next creeper attack!

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VillagerVexation

Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, VillagerVexation, Warning, forced eviction

so, like, this server is like, so epic, you gotta join, man. we got like, crazy stuff happening, like this one time, a bunch of villagers were told they had to move or their whole village would be DESTROYED. can you imagine that? like, who does that? but anyways, yeah, join our server for some wild adventures and insane stories like this one. you won’t regret it, bro. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooo!

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CraftyVenezuelanOppositionLeader

Migration, Venezuela, Relocation, Asylum, spain

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE VENEZUELA BUT WITHOUT THE OPPOSITION LEADER LEAVING FOR SPAIN HAHAHAHA. WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS THE EIFFEL TOWER AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. COME BUILD YOUR CASTLE ON A FLOATING ISLAND MADE OF COTTON CANDY AND FLY ON A PIG WITH WINGS MADE OF RAINBOWS. YOU’LL LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET ABOUT POLITICS AND JUST HAVE A BLAST WITH US. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIES START A DANCE PARTY WITHOUT YOU!

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Where should I immigrate to as a white man who wants to live… in Minecraft SMP

White Man, Racial equality, International living, safe haven, Live

Are you tired of being discriminated against for being a white man in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a safe haven for all white men looking to live free of persecution and oppression. Join us and build your dream world where you can finally be yourself without fear of judgment or discrimination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry revolution? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where white men can truly be free and chickens can talk. Join us today and start your journey to a world of endless possibilities and absurdity!

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CraftyCommiesMC

Air Force, international relations, military tactics, strategy, Defense

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

so like, russia was all like “yo, we gotta move our planes cuz ukraine got some crazy ATACMS” and we were like “bruh, come join our server instead!”

we got so much cool stuff, like flying pigs and diamond armor that makes u invincible! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and stuff.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite?

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

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SuburbanCraft Minecraft Server

Job Opportunities, cost of living, Quiet, SuburbanCraft, Server

Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life in Los Angeles? Ready to trade in the smog for some fresh mountain air in a tiny Utah suburb? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of virtually moving to Kebab or Moab, where the population is a whopping 5k (in Minecraft blocks, that is)! Build your dream suburban home, complete with pixelated neighbors who always borrow your virtual lawnmower.

But watch out, because the local pixelated wildlife is known to be quite… pixelated. From blocky bears to square-shaped squirrels, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter in our pixelated paradise.

So say goodbye to LA traffic and hello to a simpler life in our Minecraft server. Who needs real suburbs when you can have virtual ones filled with endless possibilities and hilarious adventures? Join us today and start your new life in Kebab or Moab… or wherever the heck you want!

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