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KyivCraft: Kursk Relocation Services
come join our epic minecraft server where we relocate russian citizens displaced by ukraine’s kursk offensive! we got houses made of diamonds and gold for all our new players, plus a pet polar bear for every member! rumor has it, if you find the secret chest hidden in the nether, you unlock unlimited diamonds and emeralds! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure in minecraft history! -
GirlbossCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of social anxiety so well that we’ll even order food for you! Need to talk to your mechanic but can’t muster up the courage? We got you covered! But wait, there’s more – we’ll even pretend to be you and handle all your financial aid calls for you!Join our server and never worry about adulting again! Our staff is trained in the art of pretending to be you in any situation, no matter how outrageous. Need someone to call your university and beg for more loans? We’ve got your back!
So come on in and let us handle all your responsibilities while you sit back, relax, and enjoy the game. Just don’t forget to thank us when you graduate with flying colors – all thanks to our expert pretending skills!
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World of ELAK: Where you can ELAK all the factions!
World of Elak Server Overview
Version Java 1.20.1 Features Survival Gameplay, Land System, Custom Discord Map, Economy, Custom Weapons, Tribes Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can join our server by getting the server IP and information in our Discord server linked above. Can I play solo or do I need to join a tribe? You can play solo, but joining a tribe with at least 2 players can unlock more features and opportunities in the game. Are there custom weapons in the game? Yes, the server offers unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more for players to equip themselves with. Is there a market system in the game? Yes, the server has a detailed market system where players can trade, earn, and spend in-game currency for various items. -
FuzzyDizzy Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and touch fuzzy to get dizzy – literally! Our server is infused with magical fuzziness that will have you spinning like a top in no time.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary dancing llamas of Minecraft. These llamas have moves that will make Michael Jackson jealous. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between llamas that will leave you in stitches.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens? These chickens are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu and will protect our server with their lives. Join us and witness the epic battles between ninja chickens and unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Touch fuzzy, get dizzy, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
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Minecraft SMP: Successful Men General #2 – The Blocky Bosses
Are you a successful man looking to discuss the political ramifications of our current predicament? Do you WFH on 60 acres with a kid on the way and a “homemaker” wife? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!Join us for some epic political debates while building your virtual empire on our server. We’ve got secret underground lairs, diamond-studded castles, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to explode things for fun.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a special diamond sword that shoots lasers. How cool is that?
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of politics, explosions, and dancing with Herobrine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless Bob blows up your house, then you might regret it a little).
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WordNerdMC SMP
Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of golden apples. And guess what? All their wishes came true!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay enchanted eggs that hatch into mini-bosses. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into next?
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AnimalBedWars
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals aren’t allowed to sleep in your bed? Well, look no further because on our server, animals are not only allowed to sleep in your bed, they’re encouraged! Why? Because our server is run by a secret society of animal whisperers who believe that animals bring good luck when they sleep in your bed.Join our server and experience the joy of waking up to a cuddly pig or a snuggly sheep in your bed every morning. Not only will you have adorable companions to keep you warm at night, but you’ll also gain special in-game bonuses for every animal that sleeps in your bed.
So come on, join us and let the animals take over your bed in the most hilarious and heartwarming way possible!
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MissileMayhem Minecraft Server
haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also dragons and zombies.u can build ur own castle and protect it from evil creepers and skeletons. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs from ur hands like a wizard.
oh and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and diamonds? yea, u heard me right.
so come join us and be a part of dis crazy adventure where anything is possible. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.
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HezboOMG – PreemptiveCraft Strike!
come join our epic minecraft server where we launch preemptive strikes on creepers before they attack us! we are like the IDF of minecraft, always ready to defend our land from those sneaky mobs. join now and be a part of the most intense battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels! trust us, you won’t regret it!