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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3944 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 8715 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!