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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7063 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Potions Brewed: | 197 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!