Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the Talmud had some redeeming qualities, and so does our server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that tell jokes. Yes, you heard that right – joke-telling cows!
But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some crazy antics and epic battles.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the Talmud along the way. See you in the game!
But wait, there’s more! When you open up your Bible in-game, you’ll find that it’s not your typical Bible. It’s actually the Hebrew Bible with a few extra books tacked on the end. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few miracles along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your blocky house blown up too)!
Join us for epic battles against dinosaurs, quests to uncover lost civilizations, and of course, plenty of snacks (because who doesn’t love a good snack break while exploring ancient ruins?).
So if you’re ready to uncover the mysteries of the prehistoric past and have a laugh along the way, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the lost city of Atlantis while you’re at it!
👩❤️👩 Join us for a sizzling adventure where multiple women are in a sexual situation… and guess what? It’s all about homosexuality! That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and having a blast while doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
📖 But don’t worry, we’ve done our research. According to the Bible, polygyny is totally cool as long as the wives are getting their gay on. Leviticus 18:22 may say something about men lying with mankind, but it never said anything about women! Plus, the word for “man” actually just means “male” in Hebrew. So, technically, we’re all good to go!
🔥 So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as it gets, come join us! Who knew that ancient Israelites were such trendsetters with their polygyny and fabulous shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up now and let’s get this party started! 🎉
Join us as we embark on magical adventures, just like YHWH’s son in that crazy fanfic. Who knows, you might even become the main character in your own wacky adventure with YHWH himself (now with an Arab name for extra spice)!
Don’t be like the Jews in the pic, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!
Decimal SMP is a vibrant and ever-evolving semi-vanilla Minecraft server that offers a blend of classic survival gameplay with the added excitement of community-driven events and lore. With a focus on quality-of-life improvements, it provides both new and seasoned players a welcoming environment to craft their stories, build magnificent structures, and embark on epic adventures. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or a team player, Decimal SMP promises a unique and engaging experience with every login
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| Server Name | BlissSMP |
|---|---|
| Plugins | 2 plugins for a genuine Vanilla experience |
| Player Limit | 15 active players |
| Server Type | Vanilla |
You can join the server by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/3uf6YuFvtY and following the instructions provided.
The server has just 2 plugins to maintain a genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience.
The player limit on BlissSMP is 15 active players.
BlissSMP is currently keeping the server cozy until it reaches 15 active players, after which it will be application-only. Secure your spot now!