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Blocky Torah Minecraft Server

blocky, child abuse, Child protection, child rights, controversial teachings, Ethics, Jewish law, judaism, Minecraft, Mishneh Torah, morality, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious interpretations, religious laws, religious morality, religious practices, religious teachings., religious texts, religious violence, Server, sexual abuse, Torah

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	252	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! We have so much fun that even the Mishneh Torah can’t handle it. Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we promise no crazy execution rules here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you saying “What the block?!”

Holy Panda Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, ancient civilizations, Beliefs, BIBLE, chinese culture, Chinese race, Christianity, cultural perspectives, Diversity, east asia, ethnicity, FAITH, History, HOLY, Minecraft, Panda, race relations, Religion, religious texts, scripture, smp, Spiritual beliefs, Teachings, theology

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We have a whole section dedicated to answering life’s most important questions, like “What does the Bible say about the Chinese race?” Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

RedeemCraft Minecraft Server

#spiritual guidance, Ancient literature, ancient wisdom, ethical teachings, Jewish beliefs, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish law, Jewish philosophy, Jewish scripture, Jewish texts, Jewish tradition, Minecraft, moral guidance, RedeemCraft, redeeming qualities, religious study, religious teachings., religious texts, Server, Talmud, wisdom teachings

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the Talmud had some redeeming qualities, and so does our server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that tell jokes. Yes, you heard that right – joke-telling cows!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some crazy antics and epic battles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the Talmud along the way. See you in the game!

HolyCraft SMP – >Be Christian

anti-semitism, be christian, biblical teachings, Christian, Christian beliefs, christian faith, Christian values, extra books, faith practices, gtbe, Hate Jews, Hebrew bible, Holycraft, new testament, Old Testament, Open up Bible, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious inclusivity, religious interpretation, religious intolerance, religious scripture, religious texts, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where being Christian and hating Jews is not only allowed, but encouraged!

But wait, there’s more! When you open up your Bible in-game, you’ll find that it’s not your typical Bible. It’s actually the Hebrew Bible with a few extra books tacked on the end. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few miracles along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your blocky house blown up too)!

PrehistoricMC Server: Were Humans Here Before Adam & Eve?

Adam, Adam and Eve, ancient civilizations, ancient myths, archaeological evidence, Biblical History, Creation, early humans, Eve, Evolution, human development, human evolution, human existence, human migration, human origins, humans, prehistoric humans, PrehistoricMC, religious beliefs, religious texts, scientific theories, Server, theological questions, world history

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ores Mined:	1033
Dragon Eggs Found:	4364	Zombie Dances:	9
Star Shards Collected:	90	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the pre-Adam and Eve humans hang out! That’s right, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where ancient humans used to party it up before the whole Garden of Eden debacle.

Join us for epic battles against dinosaurs, quests to uncover lost civilizations, and of course, plenty of snacks (because who doesn’t love a good snack break while exploring ancient ruins?).

So if you’re ready to uncover the mysteries of the prehistoric past and have a laugh along the way, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the lost city of Atlantis while you’re at it!

BibleCraft: Where Polygyny is Just Another Block in the Game

ancient Israelites, anti gay, BIBLE, BibleCraft, biblical interpretation, BLOCK, cultural practices, Game, gender, hebrew, Homosexuality, Leviticus 18:22, Marriage, multiple wives, patriarchs, POLYGYNY, religious beliefs, religious texts, same sex relationships, sexual situation, traditional values, Zakar

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

🌈 Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a wild time in the virtual world!

👩‍❤️‍👩 Join us for a sizzling adventure where multiple women are in a sexual situation… and guess what? It’s all about homosexuality! That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and having a blast while doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

📖 But don’t worry, we’ve done our research. According to the Bible, polygyny is totally cool as long as the wives are getting their gay on. Leviticus 18:22 may say something about men lying with mankind, but it never said anything about women! Plus, the word for “man” actually just means “male” in Hebrew. So, technically, we’re all good to go!

🔥 So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as it gets, come join us! Who knew that ancient Israelites were such trendsetters with their polygyny and fabulous shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up now and let’s get this party started! 🎉

Crafty Creepers: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to dance!

ancient traditions, arab, Crafty, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Dance, fanfic, Greek, History, Jews, judaism, magical adventures, Main character, Middle Eastern culture, Mythology, picrel, Religion, religious beliefs, religious texts, Resist, Son, storytelling, urge, wacky adventures, yhwh

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Items Found:	8802
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join our server where we have more drama than a Greek tragedy and more twists than an Arabian Nights tale!

Join us as we embark on magical adventures, just like YHWH’s son in that crazy fanfic. Who knows, you might even become the main character in your own wacky adventure with YHWH himself (now with an Arab name for extra spice)!

Don’t be like the Jews in the pic, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

MedievalMC

Cosmetics, cross-platform, Custom Bosses, custom fishing, custom furniture, custom textures, Default Client, Economy, family friendly, Lag-free, Land Claims, Leaderboards, LEVELLING, Llama Party, MCMMO, MedievalMC, Party Support, PvP, Rankup System, Rtp, Safe, smp, Vote Rewards

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Votes:	5304
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

MedievalMC Server Overview

Server IP	hub.medievalmc.co
Discord	discord.gg/survival

Gameplay:

Custom Textures: At MedievalMC we take great pride in what our resource pack brings to the server. From custom furniture to custom bosses we have it all, turning your vanilla minecraft Gameplay into something you’ve never seen before all in the default client!

We pride ourselves as having our Survival (SMP) Server being 100% Family Friendly and safe.

Key Features:

PVP Disabled by default
McMMO with Party support
Unique leveling and rankup system to earn cosmetics and other special items
Fun balanced economy through different gameplay routes
Land claims to protect you from griefers
Lag-free experience
Safe and friendly space for all
RTP
Vote rewards with a special Llama party!
Competitive Leaderboards to gain special rewards
All NEW custom fishing!
Custom Bosses with Custom Models!
Custom Dungeons to play through!

Cross-Platform:

MedievalMC supports all platforms using the details below

JAVA: hub.medievalmc.co

Bedrock: bedrock.medievalmc.co Port: 19132

Chronicle Quest 1.21

Adventure, Amberground, Anime, chapter 37, Chronicle, FANTASY, Gauche Suede, Hiroyuki Asada, Hodai Franklin, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, Letter Bee Academy, Letter Bee Corps, Letter Bee Delivery, long tail, Manga, Quest, Reverse, SHONEN, storytime, Supernatural, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	3151	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a place where you can mine diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding on rainbow-colored llamas.

Join our server for a chance to battle evil witches with your trusty pet chicken by your side.

Explore mysterious dungeons filled with dancing skeletons and treasure chests overflowing with enchanted cookies.

But beware, because in this world, even the trees have eyes and the rivers flow with liquid gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s embark on a wild adventure together in the land of Chapter 37:Hodai Franklin!

Bing High Minecraft SMP: A.I. Broad Focused Thread

A.I, Bing, Bing High, Broad, Broad Focused Thread, catbox, desuarchive, Discord, Focused, hailuoai, HIGH, Image Creation, Klingai, long tail tags, lumalabs, microsoft, Minecraft, sekret klub, smp, Song Creation, SUNO, Thread, thread theme, Trash, Udio, video creation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Love Letters Sent:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination!

Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be building roller coasters that go straight to the moon, giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, and even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made out of TNT!

But that’s not all, we have special events like “Zombie Pigman Olympics” where you compete in crazy challenges like pig riding, lava parkour, and even a synchronized swimming competition in a pool of molten lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

MineHabitz – Digging for Success!

Consistency, daily routine, Digging, discipline, goal-setting, Gratitude, habit formation, healthy living, mental health, mindfulness, MineHabitz, motivation, personal growth, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, success, Time management, wellness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, community-driven, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, infinite world, long-term world, minecraft server, never wipe, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Resets, No Rules, No Wipes, open world, Pirate, player freedom, player interaction, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Survival, unique concept, unlimited possibilities, Unrestricted Gameplay, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Enchantments Applied:	297	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

152.228.223.195:2051

LAND OF OOoo SMP

Active, Adventure, bedrock, Builds, collaborate, Community, Cooperative, Craft, creations, Discord, Explore, Fun, gameplay, Land, long term, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, oooo, Realm, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Survival Realm
Age Requirement	18+
Community Size	Growing with decently active players
Goals	Looking for long term players to create memories together

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the age requirement for this server?

A: Players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Is the server active and how often do players play?

A: The server has decently active players and is looking for long term players. We support players having a life outside the game.

Q: How can I join the server community?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/urNW2xkPNU

EchoCraftRealm 1.20

#0, 50-100%, ai, dubs, EchoCraftRealm, face, filtered, fwb, gf, Mirror Game, OC, post, quads, Raw, so, Thread, Trips, Wife

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Potions Brewed:	164
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as posting pics of your GF/Wife/fWB/SO on 4chan? Join our server for a chance to win big if you roll DUBS! Post your pics and if you get DUBS, you gotta post them again at 0% but if you get TRIPS, we’ll post the original pic for you! And if you hit QUADS, well, your girl is now ours! It’s a crazy ride full of surprises and questionable decisions, just like your love life. Join now and let the chaos begin!

If he doesn’t show up on World’s End I’m going… Minecraft SMP

abandonment, abandonment issues, BETRAYAL, crying, DESERTED, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, doesnt, emotional, Frustration, Going, HEARTBREAK, hopelessness, let down, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, missing out, Sadness, Show, smp, sorrow, unmet expectations, world’s end, worlds

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	816	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

If you don’t join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll miss out on the chance to witness the epic showdown between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust me, it’s going to be more intense than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a guest appearance, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that drama. So grab your pickaxe and join us before the Ender Dragon decides to retire and open a bakery instead.

SpookyIRLPlayer

Alarming, bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, Horror, Intimidating, Nightmare, person, petrifying, Real Life, Scary, spine-tingling., SpookyIRLPlayer, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of running into scary people in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the scariest person you’ll encounter is a creeper sneaking up behind you! Join us for a spine-tingling adventure where the only jump scares come from exploding blocks and not your annoying neighbor Steve. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of pixelated terror!

CraftyCommiesLOL

Biden administration, Biden administration statement, casualties in Russia, CraftyCommiesLOL, deployment, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic fallout, foreign policy, global conflict, international relations, mass casualties, military deployment, North Korea, North Korean casualties, North Korean deployment, North Korean losses, North Korean military, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, White House

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE NORTH KOREA’S MASS CASUALTIES IN RUSSIA 😂 WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS BUT NO COMMUNIST DICTATORS HERE 🚫👊 WHITE HOUSE SAYS IT’S LIT AF AND U CAN BUILD UR OWN NUCLEAR MISSILE IF U WANT 🚀💣 JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE ZOMBIE PIGMEN, THEY’RE MORE DANGEROUS THAN KIM JONG-UN 😱 #MinecraftEscape #NoCommiesAllowed 🚫🇰🇵