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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3248 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 140 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Rumor has it they have a llama leader named Carl who wears a top hat and monocle. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.
But that’s not all! We also have a faction of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly squawking about their rights. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a group of villagers who have started a cult dedicated to turning everything into cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Everywhere. It’s both delicious and slightly terrifying.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on Carl the llama.
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