We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide.
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their bling bling power.
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.
Join us if you want to experience a whole new level of crazy fun in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us on this epic quest to build the craziest structures in Rome, fend off hordes of zombie Muslims (yes, you read that right), and uncover the mysteries of why God decided to spare Rome from Muslim rule. Will you be able to survive and thrive in this topsy-turvy world? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly the sky turns red and the ground starts shaking. Out of nowhere, a group of Jews from Iran appear, ready to follow the Antichrist and cause chaos in the game. It’s a wild ride, filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against mythical creatures, build the craziest structures you can imagine, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend on our server!
Join our Minecraft server and never worry about creepers ruining your day again! We have a special anti-creeper forcefield that keeps those pesky green guys at bay. You can mine to your heart’s content without fear of explosion!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land dropping diamonds in its wake. If you’re lucky enough to catch a glimpse of this sparkly beauty, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.
So come on down to our server, where the creepers are scared, the diamonds are plentiful, and the dance floor is always bumpin’. You won’t regret it, I promise!
Gangersmirmovaa.aternos.me:44372
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules/ |
About MineRealm:
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
1. How long has MineRealm been in operation? MineRealm has been running since 2010.
2. How many unique players have visited MineRealm? Over 265,000 unique players have visited MineRealm.
3. What is the server IP address? The server IP address is game.minerealm.com.
4. Are there any special rules on MineRealm? Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules/.
Join now for a server experience like no other! Explore the virtual world with a grandma who has a bad knee but still kicks butt in-game! Who needs Disney when you can have adventures in this server?
IP: bestgrandmaever.aternos.me
Come join the fun!
But then, there was this one girl who joined and she was like, “I didn’t feel the chemistry between us.” And we were all like, “What do you mean, girl? We’re all practically soulmates on this server.” And she was just like, “Nah, sorry, not feeling it.” It was like a creeper exploding in our faces, bro.
So, if you want to experience the most insane, drama-filled, chemistry-packed Minecraft SMP of your life, then you gotta join this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate or get caught up in a love triangle like me. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. Join now and let the chemistry flow, bros!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of sentient squids who have formed their own underwater civilization. Will you befriend them or challenge their underwater dominance? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience a world where even the smallest creatures are protected and respected. Who knows, maybe one day the rest of the Minecraft world will catch on to our lobster-loving ways!
join now for crazy battles, insane builds, and more laughs than a presidential debate!
IP: slapdownsarefun.aternos.me