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JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!
Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life. -
HolyCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the president himself would be shaking in his boots. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between creepers and zombies, with a side of political drama.We’ve got players who claim they can build a cathedral taller than the Eiffel Tower, and others who swear they’ve found the secret to turning diamonds into real-life money. Who needs a theocracy when you can have a Minecraft monarchy ruled by a pig wearing a crown?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even run into a player who swears they’ve seen Herobrine in the flesh. It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire server with TNT (again).
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CraftyCreedz
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Join our server and become part of the Cult of the Creeper! Our religion worships the almighty Creeper god, who bestows explosive blessings upon all who follow him.Not convinced? Well, let me tell you a story about our high priestess, Lady Booma-Boom. Legend has it that she once single-handedly defeated an army of skeletons with nothing but a stack of TNT and a dream. Join our server and you too could become a legendary warrior in the name of the Creeper god!
So why are you not part of this religion yet? Join our server today and experience the explosive fun for yourself!
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HolyWarCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we worship the one and only Jew demon of stolen foreskins, Yahweh! That’s right, Christians and Muslims unite in their love for this crazy deity while also battling it out with the Jewish race in epic battles for supremacy.Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!
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Lunchtime Creeper Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as watching a Jew eat lunch in a foreign country? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole other world just like this guy watching that Jew chow down on some falafel. Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a surprise appearance from that lunch-eating Jew! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down on our server – the only way to find out is to join us now! -
IndoHinduCraft: Minecraft server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the wonders of Indonesia and discover the hidden world of Hinduism! Join us for a chance to build your own temple, ride on a magical flying cow, and battle against evil demon mobs with your trusty diamond sword.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking monkeys and dancing elephants. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn and become the ultimate warrior of the jungle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even find the legendary treasure of the ancient Hindu gods!
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Crafty Atheists
Are you a secular Jew who loves to mine for diamonds in Minecraft? Or maybe you’re a businessman Jew who wants to build a thriving virtual empire? Well, on our server, we accept all types of Jews, including interracial couples Jews and even Jews who follow other Gods!Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build your own temple, trade with other players in the marketplace, and engage in epic battles against zombie pigmen (we hear they’re anti-Semitic). So come on down and join the chosen people of this Minecraft server – we promise you won’t be disappointed!
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Jehovah’s Crafters: Where Even Creepers Knock on Your Door!
Are you tired of Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on your door every weekend? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on Jehovah’s Witnesses! That’s right, no more interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the elusive rainbow sheep and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
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Holy Creeper Church – Where Christianity and Minecraft collide!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that preach about being a good Christian? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!Join us on this wild ride where we embrace the chaos of a post-Christian world. Build your own church made entirely out of diamond blocks and sacrifice creepers in the name of Notch (our lord and savior).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only commandment is to have fun and build epic structures. Who needs Christianity when you have the power of redstone at your fingertips?
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RamadanCraft – Where even creepers fast, but still blow up your base! Join now for a holy blast!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate Ramadan in a hilarious and unforgettable way! Join us as we build mosques, go on food scavenger hunts, and have epic virtual iftar parties. So, how is Ramadan in your “cunt”? Come find out on our server today!