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Heaven & Hell Online

Afterlife, belief systems, Buddhism, Christianity, divine punishment, divine reward, FAITH, Good deeds, Heaven, Hell, Hinduism, Islam, ONLINE, Religions, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious history, religious origins, religious practices, religious teachings., spirituality, supernatural figures

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	193
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	199	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	233

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!