Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about your partner cheating on you again. Unless, of course, they’re building secret bases with other players behind your back. But hey, at least you can team up with them and take over the server together! Who needs loyalty when you have power, am I right?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of betrayal, backstabbing, and building epic structures with your enemies. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… like the Nether. Just watch out for those pesky ghasts, they’re known for causing relationship drama.
On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted ex-lovers trying to sneak back into your life. And if they somehow manage to find you in the game, you can unleash a horde of virtual zombies on them to show them who’s boss.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret potion that, when consumed, gives you the power to banish your ex to a faraway land where they can never bother you again. It’s like a restraining order, but way more fun!
So why waste your time dealing with ex drama when you could be building epic structures and battling virtual monsters on our Minecraft server? Join now and say goodbye to your ex for good!
we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who are just here to have a good time? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a dance-off or a game of hide and seek.
so, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server of all time, then come join us! trust me, you won’t regret it. just hit that ‘Amen!’ button and let the fun begin!
| Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP |
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| Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion. |
Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!
Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV
Website: https://mystmoor.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/
A: To join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP, you need to apply for whitelist on our website. After being approved, you will receive the server IP to connect.
A: No, we have strong measures against cheating and grief on our server. Any instances of griefing will result in immediate consequences.
A: No, we are a vanilla server with no mods or cheats allowed. Anyone caught using unauthorized mods or cheats will be banned.
A: We welcome players of all ages, but please keep in mind that we expect all members to behave respectfully and follow the server rules.
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Build a giant statue of yourself touching yourself, create a rollercoaster that simulates the feeling of self-touching, or embark on a quest to find the legendary “Self-Love Diamond” hidden deep within the world.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when you think about us, you’ll be touching yourself in more ways than one!
Our server is so awesome, even a grieving stepson would choose to live with us over his grandparents! That’s right, our server is so amazing that even in the midst of family turmoil, you’ll want to log on and forget all your troubles. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to escape to?
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build a castle, mine for diamonds, and hang out with fellow players who understand the need for a little virtual escapism. Don’t let family drama get you down – join our server and let the fun begin!
