So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!
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Minecraft server: MilkBankMadness
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a pakistani breast milk bank closing down after islamic clerics said no more milk for u!! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! build your own breast milk bank and see if u can keep it open longer than those poor pakistani clerics! come on, u know u wanna join the chaos! -
CraftyElite Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we vet all our players for links to radical islam just like the dagestan political elite! we promise you won’t get shot at a synagogue or church here, just lots of fun and games! who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way! -
HolyCraft: Where Taking a Stand is a Blocky Adventure!
Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world craziness and dive into a world of endless possibilities!
Join us and experience a world where Orthodox Priests are actually undercover cops trying to catch players expressing concerns about the Muslim situation! It’s like a dystopian novel come to life in the Minecraft universe!
Don’t worry, you can still confide in our pixelated religious leaders without fear of being snitched on. Unless, of course, they’re secretly working for the virtual police force too…
So come on in and join our server, where every block you break and every mob you defeat is a step closer to uncovering the conspiracy that lies within!
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Druids Gone Wild
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring the ancient Druids back to life! Join us and become a member of the high-ranking priestly class in ancient Celtic cultures. Our Druids are not just religious leaders, they are also legal authorities, lorekeepers, medical professionals, and political advisors. And the best part? They are all literate but refuse to write anything down because of their doctrine! Who needs written accounts when you can just rely on word of mouth, right?
Join us on this server and uncover the secrets of the Druids that were never written down. Previous threads have already started discussing the mysteries surrounding the Druids, so don’t miss out on the fun! Who knows, you might even uncover some ancient magic that will help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before!
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JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!
Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?
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Future President’s Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can say hello to your future president! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.
– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.
– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.
– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!
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NoobiePro Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!
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BedrockBrosSleepover
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a night out like no other! We promise you won’t have to sleep on the couch while your girlfriend and her friend take over your bed – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like this story. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs a party pooper when you can have a party animal like us? Join now and let the fun begin!